I always get ones saying ive won prizes. If they consider junk mail to be a prize then I have. Also even if you look at what they actually say when they ask you for your address to mail you your prize they always ask for a zip code and they give you no alternative to enter a postcode.
They keep asking me to make my male genital bigger, but screw them, I don't have one!
I get spam from sites that apparently want to make my non-existant penis bigger.
i get a lot of ones about medication, penis enlargements and a lot of porn (about 10 spam e-mails a day)
Mr.is coming to get you!!!
<!--SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM; SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM! SPAM, WONDERFUL SPAM!-->
Don't post stuff like this.
~Void
"Join me on Bebo/Faceparty/Wayn/Myspace" - I get about 10 of these a week.
Some gay little thing called "Bebo" I get emails from contacts inviting me every day, I'm sick of it.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
Tagboard bot!spam.
People trying to sell me cond-- crap.
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I get the male genital bigger spam. Also I used to get those 'Hi I'm so and so, I've inherited 15 000 000 000, can we have you bank account details and so forth'.
The forward e-mails you get that say 'Send this to 15 friends and your crush will ring you tonight at 9:00!' annoy me. I get a few of those as well.
The usual 3 inch growth spam...I never read em though...well this one time. I was curious!! Then I was never curious again...
Sometimes I get spam from myself.
"Can sin be forgiven?"
Mostly male stuff enlargements but I got one reading "subject:Message will not send, Im sorry it just isnt working
Its all to much pressure, I cant handle this, just give me sometime alone"
which I thought was pretty funny.
I rarely get spam at Yahoo. But, whenever I do, it's always Knowlege News or eTunes.
Edit: Wait, at my alternate e-mail account, I got tons of porn, music, 'male-enhancement', free money, and all that crap. vv
I get spam emails from my school. MY SCHOOL. How messed up is that?
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