Ahh, good point, allow me to rephrase:

"If the DS version is the smallest bit at all like the Gamecube version, it will be the 2nd worst game ever made. It would be worse than Shaq Fu and worse than E.T. for Atari. It will even be worse than Milon's Secret Castle."

What was the worst game ever? FF:CC for game cube of course. Its hard to imagine a worse game than that. Although, if its like the gamecube version without the great graphics, then it has a shot.