This thread is so confusing.
Germans don't sing music. Germans only eat small children and coconuts and chant to their deities, the Great Eagle and the Great Lion! This thread is scandalous.
Guano Apes are the hedonistic beings in Germany, and thus they were wiped out during the second Great Anamorphic War of the 1200s. This thread is so outdated that it predates the internet.
