I've never actually made one with pee myself, but I have influenced others to do it.
Yeah, it's pretty hard to think of everything fun you've done in over a 3 year time period. I've been thinking about it all day, but I'm sure everyone has heard enough of the stupid stuff I've done.There's more, I just can't think of 'em right now.
To broaden this topic:
Living in Army barracks is a lot like living in a college dorm room. What are some of the things you've done for fun while there?
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:<3: at theundeadhero and Sasquatch.
Boy am I an unfunny ass.
Oh cool sasquatch is another Been There Done That. What's up brother!
Okay. There's no way that dude's still alive.Must attempt to not antagonize SAS.
Must never call an SAS a 'Wanker'.
Here a few of my own additions (* notifies things I've done myself, the rest is just crap my girlfriend told me about)
Should not walk into a glasses-wearing soldier's room at 2 A.M, wearing glasses, shouting "HAHA, I LOOK LIKE YOU NOW!".
Should not accept a commanding liutenant's offer to "Let's have a rumble!". (*)
Should not move my hand abruptly, hit a fellow female soldier, then when she complains about it, say "I was just moving my hand, it's not my problem you're so big and always in the way." (*)
Should not shout when entering the shared bedroom room "I'm tired of seeing boobs all the time" when the other occupant of the room is trying to show me how her breasts look weird all of a sudden.
Should not argue with a cook who has a recorded attempt at murder. (*)
Should not block said cook from entering the base, even if I am holding a loaded assault-rifle. (*)
Should not fire cigarette butts using my assault-rifle when on guard duty (or at all, really). (*)
Should not blow up ammunition, use it to burn things, write my name on the table, draw funny things on said table, or drown it in a bottle of soda to make it bubble and blow up. (*)
Should not make an oath to slay all wasps who enter my post, and proceed to do so using a can of bug-spray and open flame. (*)
Should not tell your girlfriend you're sleeping with something black, slim and strong, when you're actually refering to your assault-rifle. (*)
When fighting monsters, be wary not to become one yourself... when gazing into the abyss, bear in mind that the abyss also gazes into you." - Friedrich Nietzsche
The rightful owner of this Ciddie can kiss my arse! :P
I have absolutely no idea what this threads about...heh...
My friend at school wants to join the army!
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time...Thank you...
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