Dead or Alive Movie Trailer
Vaan - "Hey, you!"
Penelo - "Yeah, you! The one reading this sig at this very moment!"
Vaan - "Interested in playing FFXII International Zodiac Job system?"
Ashe - "But you have no knowledge of the Japanese language?"
Fran - "....We could help...."
Balthier - "That's right, Fran! Just click on Crossblades' thread on the very bottom of this signature and it will show you all license grid translations, magicks and tecks locations, and other changes that were made!"
Basch - "Don't forget though. Swap Magic is needed to play this game if you don't own a japanese PS2."
Vaan - "Also remember that if you played the original, you'll have an easier time playing the international version. We hope you enjoy the International Zodiac Job System experience. See ya then!"
http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fan...ther-info.html
This can't be happening.
That is the biggest heap of bollocks i've seen as a video game movie yet.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
lol, at least there ruining a game that wasnt very good to begin with ....
It's like Mortal Kombat meets Kill Bill except totally stupid in every aspect.
that is gay ...
more like lesbian .......Originally Posted by ffxfreak93
Even I thought that was dumb.
Aaaargh! The world is doomed! I shall lay waste to the cities of the earth, and kill every human, to wash the world clean with blood, so that we may redeem ourselves of this sin against nature!
In human: That has got to be the dumbest piece of crap I have ever seen. From what I can tell, it was a crappy rip-off of House of Flying Daggers, replacing the plot with bad jokes, and the mighty warriors with a bunch of sword-wielding sluts!
Damn it, this is worse than bad! DAMNITDAMNITDAMNIT! ALL SHALL DIE TO CLEANSE THE EARTH!
cool
wtf is this crap?
I would probably go play video games or have sex (the usual) - Nominus Experse
my mom would be like "ve? yo te dije, el internet no es bueno."
"seriously, my mom tells me "que tu hase en eso el dia entero?" and im like "mami yo toy hablando con people" xD. spanglish, ftw." ~ liz
The games had one point in its entire existance: Sexy chicks fighting, or playing Volyball.
This movie has one ponit: Sexy chicks fighting. Would you rather it be a stupid movie about vollyball?
Why is the movie community hellbent on making EVERYTHING suck?
doa always sucked.
heh comparing it to Morta Kombat? Well it does have the actor Robin Shou in it (he pays Liu Kang in MK) So yea, that says it all.
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