Christmas on EOFF!

**Lord Xehanort** · 11-23-2005, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by rubah

The irony is that Christmas trees <del>are</del> were pagan.

But they celebrate<s>d</s> CHRISTmas. *washes mouth out*

**Anaisa** · 11-23-2005, 07:33 PM

Originally Posted by Psychotic

Christmas special by the numbers, coming right up:

One of us hates our family.
One of us has no family.
One of us thinks Christmas is too commercialised.
One of us was excited about great presents.
One of us has discovered Santa isn't real.

And then we all have an epiphany about the true meaning of Christmas, which is love, or giving, or family, or some other wholesome crap, and then we all gather 'round at the end to sing Silent Night, and then Santa flies in front of the moon.

Then I brutally murder everyone for being nauseating and clichéd, especially Santa Claus, and I parade his head on a large pole in front of a bunch of children.

Mind if I add something to this story? As Psychotic is parading Santas head around on a pole, the children see there chance to escape... They see a red light glowing in the distance and run towards it... "Its rudolph" they all cry out with glee as they run towards him. But Rudolph then shoots laser beams out of his nose and kills them all.

**KoShiatar** · 11-23-2005, 08:43 PM

No, I don't like Christmas. Last time all I had was a bag of biscuits. I hate the concept that everyone should be happy and celebrating and having lots of money to spend, obviously ignoring the fact that there are people who don't.

**Old Manus** · 11-23-2005, 09:18 PM

I love christmas

in soviet russia, presents give YOU

**Ultima Shadow** · 11-23-2005, 09:57 PM

Last christmas I discovered that Santa was, in fact, no one else but my dad!

All those years, I belived that Santa was some magical dude from the north pole... but now I know the truth...

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...Man, my little daddy is the famous Santa Clause! I'm so proud!

**Mr. Kyusaku** · 11-23-2005, 10:05 PM

Thank you. Peoplen are to be happy in this thread and Ansem. PLEASE GO AWAY!!! If you dont like Christmas than don't come back! Post in a Hanuka thread or a Hindu thread or whatever the heck you believe in but this is a Christmas thread! Now I am asking you nicely to please go away.

Thankyou.

Oh, and i respect Old manus. :^)

In made this so you would all be happy and look at ya. greedy with no Christmas spirit. You should be ashamed.

Oh, sorry i posted twice by mistake! My compuer wont do edit delete!

**xAerisx** · 11-23-2005, 10:33 PM

Originally Posted by Old Manus

I love christmas

in soviet russia, presents give YOU

Why is Santa's N backwards?

It was freaking my eyes out for ages before I realised what was wrong.

**Mr. Kyusaku** · 11-23-2005, 10:35 PM

I think its just the style.

**Old Manus** · 11-23-2005, 10:38 PM

It's to give him more 'attitude' which is essential for the santa of today

**xAerisx** · 11-23-2005, 10:40 PM

... Buddy Santa? =o

**Venom** · 11-23-2005, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by xAerisx

... Buddy Santa? =o

I think you are refereing to Buddy Jesus.

**xAerisx** · 11-23-2005, 10:46 PM

¬_¬ Genius. It couldn't have been a pun or anything. That would just be silly.

**Shlup** · 11-23-2005, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Anaisa

Im british, thanksgiving doesn't exist to me.

That's no excuse. You're just going to have to work harder to be American like the rest of us.

**Mr. Kyusaku** · 11-23-2005, 11:16 PM

Its wierd. I am an American but i say humbug to thanksgiving. Not because i dont like america but the big deal of one little feast, i mean, its boring! For me X mas season starts Nov 4. my tree and decoratoins are up already! Plus only 25 days to enjoy is sad so why not 40! :^)

**Anaisa** · 11-23-2005, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by ShlupQuack

That's no excuse. You're just going to have to work harder to be American like the rest of us.

Or maybe you could all just work harder to be british like me.

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