Christmas is a chore. The tree, the lights, the wrapping, my mom getting all charitable and buying oodles of gifts for people I don't know.

Now that I have that out of the way.... Christmas is horrible... I have no desire to celebrate the birth of someone I don't believe in. Anyone who disagrees can chew on razor wire.

I'm diggin' the free gifts, though... YAY FOR RELIGIOUS HOLIDAYS BEING OVERMARKETED FOR PERSONAL GAIN!!!!!!