Nobody posts in the SE forum because it's too far down and you get tempted to

1. Meet Old Manus in GC
2. Read about sports you don't care about in the lounge
3. Say how crap a certain game is in GGD
4. Click something quickly so you don't look at the Arts and crafts play area for children/writing forum and be converted
5. Feel small in the Site Staff forum
6. Feel big understanding things in help
7. Get roped into posting in SE forum threads in Feedback
8. Look at General archive because nobody has replied to your thread and you're bored
9. Rap in FFI-IV
10. Moan about pimps in FFV
11. Reminisce about the SNES in FFVI
12. Meet some ub3r noobs in FFVII
13. Skip past FFVIII
14. Complain about FFIX in FFIX
15. Ask stupid questions about Seymour Flux in FFX
16. Laugh at FFX-2 and at the same time feel sickened with yourself because FFX-2 gave you enjoyment for a brief moment in FFX-2
17. Not talk about FFXI because you don't have it in FFXI
18. Rumour-monger in FFXII
19. Look at the no new posts in Tactics and Crystal Chronicles
20. See another 'FAVOUERIT FAINTSY' thread in general FF
21. Discuss that crappy film in VGM
22. Not talk about chrono trigger
23. Talk about Kingdom Hearts in a Final Fantasy forum
24. Die