DISCLAIMER! Read because it contains my bra size!
Please don't allow these predictions, no matter how awesome they are, to influence your votes. Bra size is coming soon, hold on. These predictions also do not necesssarily reflect who I voted for or who I feel deserves to BRA SIZE COMING UP win so don't be upset if I didn't predict you, thinking that I don't like you, 'cause I probably do like you! And now the moment you've been waiting for! (SPOILER)count the number of letters, divide it by three, and for the letter, look at the 45th letter!
1) Best Member
Del Murder
eestlinc
kikimm
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
yuna_elena
Well, this one is just pointless to predict for. BoB's claimed this Ciddie twice in a row now, and I can't see him being displaced. The true battle is for second place, particularly because last time's runner up, The Captain, has not been nominated. And now, a shout out to yuna_elena. Go Shauna, go!
Psy Predicts: Loony BoB
2) Best Male
Del Murder
DMKA
eestlinc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
Yamaneko
Rather like the previous Ciddie, this has been claimed twice in a row too. By...well...some handsome fellow. And the main competition from before, The Captain, is again not present! But I don't think I can claim it a third time, regrettably, as much as I deserve it! So I'ma sayyyyyyyyy
Psy predicts: RSL!
3) Best Female
boris no no
fire_of_avalon
kikimm
Leeza
Resha
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Zeldy
kikimm is very much a dark horse for this one. foa might not gain as many votes as she did when she claimed victory in this Ciddie last time, as fellow #eoff Knight rubah is in there too and will draw votes from the same type of people, but I think she still has the moves.
Psy predicts: fire_of_avalon
4) Best Administrator
Cid
cl_out
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Loony BoB
Roogle
RSL
BoB'll walk it again.
Psy predicts: Loony BoB
5) Best Cid's Knight
Behold the Void
Big D
Del Murder
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
kikimm
Leeza
Necronopticous
rubah
Yamaneko
Leeza'll take this one again! It's oh-so-repetitive so far!
Psy predicts: Leeza
6) Best Site Staff
Azar With A Hat
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Samuraid
Spatvark
theundeadhero
theundeadhero won this award last time around, much to the disappointment to the fellow who I think will claim it in the current batch of Ciddies, who has been a hard worker on the EoFF photo album, among other things.
Psy predicts: Samuraid
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Chemical
Giga Guess
Monkey
Neel With A Hat
Raistlin
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief
Xander
Xander, and last time's winner, Monkey, proved to be popular at the last Ciddies, but these two ladies haven't been around much recently. I can see it being a fight between pr00t, Shlup and Neel, and I think Neel's work on the which EoFFer are you? thing could swing it in his favour for his first ever Ciddie!
Psy predicts: Neel With A Hat
8) Best Veteran
Kyono
Levian
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
Resha
Rye
Squinn
The last two Ciddies I have finished as runner up to The Captain in this award, and I'm simply not going to stand for this nonsense anymore. As predictions supposedly influence voters, I'm going to predict ME to win it and put an end to my misery.
Psy predicts: Psychotic, who you should totally vote for lol i influenc0rzed u!
9) Best Regular
Alive-Man
Autumn Rain
bipper
I'm my own MILF
kyuzo
Primus Inter Pares
Sapphiresea
The Jamie Star Scenario
TurkSlayer
I'm thinking a duel between PiP and I'm my own MILF for this one. The younger members will opt for the nearly-banned crazy and the older ones will prefer MILF's sensible posting. I'm going to go for MILF 'cause I intend to predict PiP for a bunch of other stuff.
Psy predicts: I'm my own MILF.
10) Best Newbie
FF Crazy!
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
i_wana_b_blck
RPJesus
xAerisx
Despite the humour of i_wana_b_blck's name, I think ff7+10 gurl 100's hard work creating signatures for other members will cause her to be victorious.
Psy predicts: ff7+ff10 gurl 100
11) Nicest Member
Big D
kikimm
Leeza
RSL
Rusty
Rye
The Captain
Xander
The Captain narrowly claimed this award over Xander, but I think this one shall prove to be a battle between Big D and Rye, who you could arguably compare to The Captain and Xander, and in that case, I suppose the winner has to be...
Psy predicts: Big D
12) Evilest Member
boris no no
Jebus
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Leeza
Lindy
MecaKane
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spatvark
I'm not evil, all I do is kick the occasional puppy down a well, okay? So don't nominate me for such mean awards! Good. Anyway, Kishi! (Old kishi, not new one)
Psy predicts: Kawaii Ryûkishi
13) Sexiest Male
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
DMKA
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
Shoden
Spuuky
Oh now, who could be sexier than RSL? Expect strong competition from the likes of PiP and Chris though!
Psy predicts: RSL
14) Sexiest Female
Dking'squeen
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
Leeza
Marshall Banana
Reles With A Hat
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Spiffing Cheese
TheAbominatrix
Yooniece
Ladies ladies ladies ladies LAYDEEZ! The top two from last time, Iri and Monkey, are no longer here. This award really could be anyone's! I think though, as a lot of the nominees are relatively new, the older member's vote will be concentrated on:
Psy predicts: ShlupQuack
15) Cutest Male
Chris
Kyono
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
RSL
Sasquatch
themagicroundabout
BoB isn't cute you idiots.
Psy predicts: Loony BoB
16) Cutest Female
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Kami
kikimm
Miriel
Resha
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten
Yooniece
yuna_elena
Zeldy
Now this one promises to be a fight, with some of the newer ladies like yuna_elena, Zeldy and Faris joining the older ones like Rye, Miriel and Shlup. I think this one belongs to the Ryechuuuuuuuu though.
Psy predicts: Rye
17) Best Custom Rank
Ansem
Del Mordor
Denmark
DMKA
eestlinc
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
rubah
Spuuky
theundeadhero
If I knew what theundeadhero or Del Mordor's custom titles actually were, I might think they have a chance. I'm narrowing this down to Old Manus v eestlinc v Ansem, and as Manus's title is old, and Ansem's got deleted or something then...
Psy predicts: eester bunny
18) Best Avatar
Azar With A Hat
Del Mordor
Del Murder
Denmark
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Primus Inter Pares
ShlupQuack
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow
v.e.n.o.m.
Del has won this before, and he'd probably win again comfortably but for the legendary Meat Puppet "penis" avatar! Also look out for Del Mordor's Churchill offering! I'm going to go for the "penis". And don't take that the wrong way.
Psy predicts: Meat Puppet
19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Del Murder
Little Miss Awesome
Neel With A Hat
Psychotic
Raven Nox
RSL
ShlupQuack
themagicroundabout
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow
I can only narrow this down to one of five people. AG, Del, yaypsychotic, RSL and Shlup. I think the pixelated dancing dinosaur will do it.
Psy predicts: ShlupQUack
20) Best Artist
black orb
KoShiatar
Rye
Shimeng
themagicroundabout
>>possibly black orb!
Psy predicts: black orb
21) Best Graphic Designer
Casteal
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Rye
Sepho
Xander
I'd bet three nostril hairs that this Ciddie will go to Rye.
Psy predicts: Rye
22) Best Writer
Behold the Void
eestlinc
Gokukid749876
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout
Thanks to all his hard work on his webcomic, Ganalath the Extraordinary, I can forsee Behold the Void scooping up his first Ciddie.
Psy predicts: Behold the Void
23) Best Poet
Calliope
eestlinc
Jack
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout
eest usually takes this Ciddie home for some cuddling but Jack is still rad.
Psy predicts: eestlinc
24) Best Poster
Big D
Chris
Craig
Del Murder
eestlinc
Masamune·1600
Psychotic
Resha
I think this will be a battle between Masamune and D, and that because Big D is more recognisable thanks to his capacity as a Cid's Knight, he will take the prize.
Psy predicts: Big D
25) Best Spammer
Alive-Man
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Neel With A Hat
Not At All Reno
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Yamaneko
It'll be one from me, MP or PiP 'cause we r teh badazz lol. I guess as MP did take quite a break from posting (and therefore spamming) and as PiP is still relatively new, and as I smell rather attractively...
Psy predicts: Psychotic
26) Best Chatter
Cbc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Primus Inter Pares
Resha
rubah
themagicroundabout
yuna_elena
It'll be a girl, I can tell you that much. Resha, rubah, or yuna_elena. I dunno who to pick! I'll look at the Ciddies thread (the last post at the time of writing is #162 by ShlupQuack) and the last of the three to post will be my winner. Oh it's rugby, ew. Shauna and Resha are cooler than she is, but rules are rules!
Psy predicts: rubah
27) Funniest Member
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
The Summoner of Leviathan
theundeadhero
Yamaneko
Oh go on then.
Psy predicts: Old Manus
28) Weirdest Member
Alive-Man
Calliope
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Fliff-the-mooglepancake
Future Esthar
GooeyToast
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Quina
TifaLockhart7
Trumpet Thief
There is only one thing weirder than a Grace Jones fixation, and that's posting a picture of yourself in a dress in every thread.
Psy predicts: PiP
29) Horniest Member
Ansem
boris no no
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
faster skating penguin
Fuzakeru
Jebus
ShlupQuack
yuna_elena
Zeldy
I think he wants it back, and I think he'll get it back too.
Psy predicts: Ansem
30) Most Underrated Member
Faris
Jebus
theundeadhero
I think theundeadhero gets a lot of praise, particularly for his CK comics, so it'll come down to Faris and Jebus. I think Jebus has to win a Ciddie by now.
Psy predicts: Heebie Jeebie.
31) Most Missed Member
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
ff babe
GunbladeMaster
HOOTERS
Iri Valentine
Kathryn
Linus
m4tt
Misfit
Monkey
The Captain
This man has won many Ciddies in the past, and I believe he will add one more to his collection, despite fierce competition from the likes of Baloki.
Psy predicts: The Captain
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Darth Holmes
DJZen
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Masamune·1600
Necronopticous
Sephiroth1999AD
TheAbominatrix
Kishi usuallys wipes the floor with the competition.
Psy predicts: Kawaii Ryûkishi
33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
Hsu
Samuraid
Sepho
Yamaneko
NERD WARS!
Psy predicts: cl_out
34) Most Helpful Member
Big D
bipper
cl_out
Hsu
Leeza
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
Samuraid
ShlupQuack
The Captain
I'm picking Hsu because I like Hsu and you should too!
Psy predicts: Hsu
35) Cutest Couple
Ansem & The Summoner of Leviathan
Ashley Schovitz' & Nick Schovitz
ButThePoncho & ShlupQuack
Del Murder & Miriel
Lindy & Xander
Seeing as they're getting married, I think Shlup and CJ (He's the black guy from San Andreas!) will win this. Whoa, good Ciddies for Shlup. 3 for her.
Psy predicts: El Quacko Shlupito and a Poncho Man.
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Agent Proto
Azar With A Hat
Chocolate Thief Locke
Fresno
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Parvus Edea
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin
Samuraid
Meh, none of them to be honest. They're all lame. Chocolate Thief Locke isn't lame though, now that I come to think about it.
Psy predicts: Chocolate Thief Locke
37) Get Banned
Alive-Man
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
DMKA
nik0tine
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Shoden
Haha, he's had this one sewn up for a while.
Psy predicts: Primus Inter Pants
38) Be Santa
Award Guy
cl_out
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
RSL
theundeadhero
He's red, round and jolly, and he's good with children, not to mention the fact that he sports an impressive beard. Santa? Nay! RSL!
Psy predicts: RSL
39) Be Santa's Little Helper
Escobert
Loony BoB
Monkey
Psychotic
Raistlin
Rye
smittenkitten
Spiffing Cheese
Yamaneko
I think this is a reference to the Simpsons dog, and when you think of dogs you think of cats, like kittens, and so obviously smittenkitten.
Psy predicts: Smittenkitten
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Kyono
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Rye
The Summoner of Leviathan
TurkSlayer
TurkSlayer really wants it, and we know how emo(tional) Rye and Kyono can be, but I think this award suits a certain Grace Jones lover.
Psy predicts: Chris
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Mordor
Escobert
Jebus
Primus Inter Pares
rubah
Spiffing Cheese
Del Mordor and rubah offer stiff resistance, but the PiP juggernaut stops for no-one.
Psy predicts: Primus Inter Pares
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Agent Proto
Alive-Man
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Raistlin
Proto and Raistlin are both old farts that need their heads smashing into a rock. Crash, Alive-Man and PiP are all new farts who need their heads smashing into a giraffe. I'm just awesome, although I won't claim victory.
Psy predicts: Raistlin
43) Freak out and kill somebody
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Del Murder
Leeza
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Spiffing Cheese
Tasura
Well, aren't we a happy little bunch of psychos? Del Murder might just win because of his name. It has MURDER in it you see! Ho ho, you people are so imaginitive!
Psy predicts: Del Murder
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
Darth Holmes
DJZen
fflover100
Future Esthar
Lord Chainsaw
Psychotic
Sephiroth1999AD
Squall of SeeD
Tsukasa
DJZen or Seph...hmmm...tough call. I'ma go for Seph as I think he's more recognisable to Joe General Chat.
Psy predicts: Sephiroth1999AD
45) Get hit by a bus
boris no no
Cbc
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Hawkeye
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Shoden
Everybody hates Shoden.
Psy predicts: Shoden
46) Be driving the bus
Dr Unne
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
kaggski
kikimm
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Resha
Psychotic is psychotic so he'd run someone over with a bus lol??? GTA, bitch, GTA.
Psy predicts: Psy!
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Dreddz
Little Miss Awesome
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
RSL
Ah, the idiot award. Hahahahahahaha CRASH!
Psy predicts: Chaos whatever Crash.
48) Be Mr. Burns
Del Snizz
eestlinc
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kyono
Lindy
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin
I think this one will be an admin battle, with BoB taking on Kishi.
Psy predicts: Kawaii Ryûkishi
49) Be Smithers
Ansem
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Murder
Hawkeye
Necronopticous
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spiffing Cheese
Ansem will probably throw a tantrum if he isn't voted Smithers!
Psy predicts: Ansem
50) Get Together
Award Guy & Loony BoB
Calliope & ShlupQuack
Darth Holmes & MecaKane
Faris & Psychotic
Kyono & Primus Inter Pares
Kyono & Rye
Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
Loony BoB & Psychotic
Psychotic & theundeadhero
RSL & rubah
It's true love.
Psychotic predicts: Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
(SPOILER)In case you hadn't noticed I lied about the bra size thing in order to make you read it. I am clever and you are dumb.