<3Originally Posted by Neel With A Hat
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xD!
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I predict that I will fail to win the Best Site Staff award for, what, the sixth time in a row? Bah *grumbles*
And here's where I'll stay / For ten years and a day
We're on a quest to find hidden treasure / And mystery on The Wild Sea
Stop being so damn modest and accept your 'Sexiest Male' and 'Cutest Male' awards.Well, I don't think there's a "right" or "wrong" winner. Everybody has to take a step back and realize that all are deserving winners.
1) Best Member
Loony BoB
Well, it's not like it hasn't happened before.
2) Best Male
Psychotic
Either him or Loony BoB. I always enjoyed seeing them in a sword fight till the death.
3) Best Female
fire_of_avalon
She's crazy enough to actually pull it off.
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
Mr. popular. :mog:
5) Best Cid's Knight
Del Murder
Del Murder is funny, for a guy with freaky toes.
6) Best Site Staff
Samuraid
Well, I think he's done a lot of work or something.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Neel With A Hat
Neel has been very active and cool lately.
8) Best Veteran
Psychotic
Well.
9) Best Regular
Primus Inter Pares
I think this is a pretty safe bet.
10) Best Newbie
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
I don't know. I just picked the one with the funniest name.
11) Nicest Member
Rye
Well she's rather nice. Seemingly, that is.
12) Evilest Member
Leeza
Also seemingly nice.
13) Sexiest Male
Primus Inter Pares
It's the hair.
14) Sexiest Female
Yooniece
This gal seems to have a lot of worshipers.
15) Cutest Male
Chris
I don't know.
16) Cutest Female
Rye
This ciddie belongs to Rye, I think.
17) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
Mold Anus
18) Best Avatar
Del Murder
He's won with that avatar before, so why not again?
19) Best Signature
ShlupQuack
No comment.
20) Best Artist
black orb
Well.
21) Best Graphic Designer
Rye
Go Rye.
22) Best Writer
Necronopticous
Gotta love cheese.
23) Best Poet
eestlinc
Can't say I've read his work, but he's probably good. Or people will vote for him so he doesn't ban them.
24) Best Poster
Psychotic
He is.
25) Best Spammer
Old Manus
He is.
26) Best Chatter
rubah
rubah is the chat queen. Whatever that means.
27) Funniest Member
Psychotic
Psychotic always wins lots of stuff.
28) Weirdest Member
Chaos. Prophecy. Crash..
Either him or Chris. But Chris hasn't been worshiping Jones as much as he used to.
29) Horniest Member
Darth Holmes
No matter who wins this award, Joel will be 10 times as horny as the winner.
30) Most Underrated Member
Faris
Faris is awesome.
31) Most Missed Member
Monkey
Come back, stupid.
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryűkishi
He's rather helpful, I think.
33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
I don't know how many times you've helped me.
34) Most Helpful Member
Samuraid
yeah, you too.
35) Cutest Couple
Del Murder & Miriel
Now post a pic already.
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Samuraid
Well he seems to work a lot, or something.
37) Get Banned
Primus Inter Pares
Yep.
38) Be Santa
RSL
It's the beard.
39) Be Santa's Little Helper
Raistlin
That'd be awesome. I'd pay to see it.
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Chris
I don't know, it just feels right.
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Primus Inter Pares
This is the truth.
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Probably will some day.
43) Freak out and kill somebody
Leeza
Probably will some day.
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
Squall of SeeD
I don't think he would notice if he actually did win one.
45) Get hit by a bus
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Probably will some day.
46) Be driving the bus
Psychotic
Psychotic has won this before.
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Best qualified for the job.
48) Be Mr. Burns
eestlinc
I don't know.
49) Be Smithers
Psychotic
eestlinc + Psychotic. It just feels right.
50) Get Together
Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
This also feels right. Like a hand in a glove, only the hand isn't really a hand and the glove certainly isn't a glove ifyouknowwhatimean.
Last edited by Levian; 11-27-2005 at 11:42 PM.
1) Best Member
Loony BoB
The newer members seem to vote BoB a lot more, he's easily approachable and always cheery
2) Best Male
Loony BoB
Probably edge out Psy here as well
3) Best Female
ShlupQuack
She'll kill us all if it doesn't happen?
4) Best Administrator
RSL
Like BoB he's very approachable might take the ciddie here
5) Best Cid's Knight
fire_of_avalon
Bruce Willis loves you
6) Best Site Staff
Azar With A Hat
Always nice
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
ShlupQuack
Could be a tough one, but everyone knows Shlup
8) Best Veteran
Psychotic
If he doesn't win Best Member and Best Male he's gonna win this one, even if he does win Best Member and Best Male
9) Best Regular
Primus Inter Pares
Have I ever left my room?
10) Best Newbie
xAerisx
Only one I recognize here
11) Nicest Member
RSL
Comes across as very nice and easily approachable
12) Evilest Member
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kishi'll win this one again, hands down, despite not being around for a while
13) Sexiest Male
Primus Inter Pares
Kyono: "I'd hit that twice, and once in the morning"
14) Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack
What can ye say?
15) Cutest Male
Loony BoB
Grainy webcam or not, I know *I* masturbated furiously
16) Cutest Female
Zeldy
The newer members will most probably vote this way
17) Best Custom Rank
Old Manus
Only one apart from Ansem's and Levians that I remember
18) Best Avatar
theundeadhero
Paint = win
19) Best Signature
ShlupQuack
Despite PiP imagry on LMA's Shlups dancing dragon is several hours a day well spent
20) Best Artist
black orb
Yeah...
21) Best Graphic Designer
Rye
Everyone loves Rye, and she does have talent behind her
22) Best Writer
Behold the Void
Yeah, how did BOU get nominated for this again?
23) Best Poet
Necronopticous
Don't reat poetry, so based on popularity here...
24) Best Poster
eestlinc
Hail eestlinc!
25) Best Spammer
Yamaneko
Outsider, most prominent and prolific spammer, doubt he'll win it though
26) Best Chatter
rubah
I AM RUBAH AND I AM A CHAT WHORE
27) Funniest Member
Old Manus
Been to the X-2 forum recently?
28) Weirdest Member
Future Esthar
I bet the Shinra were in FFVIII also
29) Horniest Member
yuna_elena
Probably get the chat vote
30) Most Underrated Member
Jebus
SAVE ME JEBUS, and it's about time...
31) Most Missed Member
Baloki
Still comes to chat to whore votes, might get him the edge
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Always had the answers
33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
He's always about
34) Most Helpful Member
cl_out
Same as above
35) Cutest Couple
Lindy & Xander
Cute, yet evil
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Parvus Edea
Good posts etc. although judging by the nominations I think this might have to do with who is least likely *shrug*
37) Get Banned
Primus Inter Pares
Without trying
38) Be Santa
RSL
The beard people, THE BEARD
39) Be Santa's Little Helper
smittenkitten
I can imagine this
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Rye
EMO RYE
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Primus Inter Pares
Not the next Jebus.
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Tough between him and Raistlin, but Raist is never about.
43) Freak out and kill somebody
Leeza
Imagine the headlines
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
Future Esthar
Unless we say something about the Ciddies being about how Cid was actually a super space alien in 8, he won't notice, the people know this
45) Get hit by a bus
Shoden
Yeah, everyone hates Shoden
46) Be driving the bus
Psychotic
Psy'll win a lot of Ciddies, this is one of em
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Little Miss Awesome
Outsider for this award, but with a never ending supply of blonde points...
48) Be Mr. Burns
Loony BoB
Read below
49) Be Smithers
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Imagine the mental pictures
50) Get Together
Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
BoB and Psy'll have to wait for the next ciddies again...
:joey:
I just needed to kick things off, and what better way than ragging on pr00t?I don't understand why I have to be the one making these threads. I did so the last few times because it was my cool idea.
[q=PiP]26) Best Chatter
rubah
I AM RUBAH AND I AM A CHAT WHORE[/q]May the Questionnaire be with you.
I'm not really sure you understand the point of predictions...
EDIT: And BoB just described BOU's last second-to-last-post in General Chat as 'arguably the best post he's ever read in EoFF'.
Last edited by Queen Award, First of Her Name; 11-27-2005 at 08:56 PM.
Here, I predicted an outsider just incase, it's all good to predict the most likely but you win by predicting those tough ones. It's like football betting, there are several dead certs, if you chose the outsider for ONE and they win, you increase your chances greatly.
EDIT: It was my one outside prediction, always fun to make
Last edited by Primus Inter Pares; 11-27-2005 at 09:49 PM.
:joey:
So BoB and AG nominated BOU in?
One post isn't enough.
I will do this.
1) Best Member - Loony BoB
BoB wins because for some reason he seems really prominent during the ciddies. How come everyone knows BoB is Award Guy but not very many people know I am Election Booth? What's up with that? Maybe I'm not enough of an attention whore!
2) Best Male - eestlinc
You people have no idea how great I am at being male! Or maybe you do, and that's why I win this one. Even though I won't, because you have no idea.
3) Best Female - ShlupQuack
She's popular and is apparently a woman, and used to be an admin but seems much more relaxed now. So yea, I like Shlup here.
4) Best Administrator - Loony BoB
When in doubt, pick BoB.
5) Best Cid's Knight - Big D
Gets more votes than the average D. I'll be happy as long as I beat out Yams again.
6) Best Site Staff - Azar With A Hat
Magic Georgia power lifts the popular Azar to the crown, hat and all.
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff - Neel With A Hat
Neel knows how to curry favor with the voters, if you know what I mean.
8) Best Veteran - Psychotic
Absolutely the most famous non-titled member of the boards. Can't see anyone else winning this, even the great if elusive krissy.
9) Best Regular - The Jamie Star Scenario
Flashy signature and Four Tet shoutouts lead to victory in my book. Besides, RSL is on drugs now, and you know what that means.
10) Best Newbie - xAerisx
PM eestlinc for sex!!!
11) Nicest Member - Big D
With Xander and Captain being mostly inactive, Big D should be able to pull this one out. I think Leeza has been being too evil lately to win this one.
12) Evilest Member - Leeza
Leeza has been subversively campaigning for this ciddie in the ciddies thread by deleting other people's self-promoting posts. It's an ingenius plan and only an evil mastermind could pull it off.
13) Sexiest Male - RSL
In a just world, this ciddie would end in a nine way tie with all members having zero votes, and then RSL would slip in for the win with his obligatory one vote.
14) Sexiest Female - Yooniece
Everybody loves an asian girl, right?
15) Cutest Male - Chris
Yea, I got nothing.
16) Cutest Female - Zeldy
Zeldy is cute, and I'm too much older than her to think anything more than that.
17) Best Custom Rank - eestlinc
I have the Baloki connection here, and the sonic youth connection for the three people here who like them, and that should be enough to prevail in a category full of unmemorable custom titles.
18) Best Avatar - ShlupQuack
All of these avatars suck, but at least Shlup's is kinda cool.
19) Best Signature - RSL
RSL, duck!
20) Best Artist - Rye
Emo rangers ftw
21) Best Graphic Designer - Xander
Xander gets paid to do it!
22) Best Writer - Gokukid749876
The dragon part wasn't really true, except in metaphorical terms, you know.
23) Best Poet - eestlinc
I like to think my poetry is pretty good.
24) Best Poster - Big D
I am really the best poster, but I still won't win. D does a good job, though.
25) Best Spammer - eestlinc
I am the best spammer. That is a fact. I don't care what you think.
26) Best Chatter - rubah
quantity prevails! besides, I've chatted with rubah so she gets bonus points.
27) Funniest Member - eestlinc
I wouldn't pick myself again except nobody else on this list is funny, except for maybe Yams, but I'm funnier than Yams.
28) Weirdest Member - Quina
You get the feeling Quina posts like s/he does just to win Ciddies, you know. Funny how s/he comes out right before the competition starts.
29) Horniest Member - ShlupQuack
apparently my motto this year is "when in doubt, pick Mandee"
30) Most Underrated Member - Faris
Who?
31) Most Missed Member - Linus
Wow, there is some tough competition here. I think the oldbies vote in force and Linus prevails.
32) Most Helpful Gamer - Masamune∙1600
He pretty much has to win this, right? Otherwise all his hours of posting ridiculously long game explanations would have been in vain!
33) Most Helpful Techy - cl_out
Somebody put out the rumor that clout is helpful. What a vicious rumor.
34) Most Helpful Member - Loony BoB
One time BoB helped me tie my shoes.
35) Cutest Couple - Del Murder & Miriel
Of course we don't know if they're cute or not because they put big bubbles in front of their heads!
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight - Chocolate Thief Locke
The only even remotely reasonable choice.
37) Get Banned - DMKA
So many good choices! I'll pick DMKA just because he hates me and I feel like I should keep up the rivalry or whatever.
38) Be Santa - RSL
He likes snowmobiling and has a beard. That pretty much wraps it up for RSL.
39) Be Santa's Little Helper - smittenkitten
RSL loves smittenkitten. It is true.
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award - Kyono
I'm not even going to say anything.
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time - Primus Inter Pares
Seems inevitable.
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting - Raistlin
Nobody can hold a candle to Raistlin in sheer annoyance.
43) Freak out and kill somebody - Darth Holmes
If Kane ever stops posting, you know why.
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums - Future Esthar
Go read a couple of FE's threads, then come back and tell me anyone else even comes close to winning this award.
45) Get hit by a bus - Darth Holmes
Such an easy target!
46) Be driving the bus - Meat Puppet
He'd be like one of those crazy mag riders in Mad Max and be all shaolin killing-with-bus style.
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing - Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Dreddz deserves this one, but Crash is a little more high profile.
48) Be Mr. Burns - eestlinc
FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!
49) Be Smithers - Hawkeye
HELLO EEST LINC, I LIKE TURNING YOU ON
50) Get Together - Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
It really is a match made in heaven.
For the people who think my custom rank was changed: I changed it back. You can vote for 'No Guys on Each Other for Me'
I show up when I feel like, e e.
I will have my prediction out by next week sometime.
I DO WHAT I WANT. YOU HAVE PROBLEM?
Do not let these predictions influence your votes. This is your warning.
1) Best Member
Del Murder
eestlinc
kikimm
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
yuna_elena
I know eest is really shooting for this one. Well, with the zany posts, the nonchalant take on the sanctity of the archive forum, and the way he gets irritated with everything we do, he thinks he has this covered. He has to face up against returning champions Loony BoB and Del Murder. And that's no easy feet considering their popularity has only slightly diminished over the past six months. eest's problems don't end there. Psychotic and RSL are hungering for a piece of that digital award as well. It could be anyone's game... except those other nominees. They don't stand a chance.
Winner: eestlinc
2) Best Male
Del Murder
DMKA
eestlinc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
Yamaneko
Can Psychotic win this and Best Member? No, because I didn't vote for him and I won't stand for it. Can you believe this guy has a following. I mean I can see Jesus having his crew, but what we have here cult, and the country where I live (California) doesn't give tax exemptions to cults. So then, we shouldn't give Psychotic his precious Best Male award. Who am I kidding, you're all idiots...
Winner: Psychotic
3) Best Female
boris no no
fire_of_avalon
kikimm
Leeza
Resha
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Zeldy
Women, who needs them, am I right?
Winner: fire_of_avalon
4) Best Administrator
Cid
cl_out
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Loony BoB
Roogle
RSL
Until I've ascended to my rightful place, we have a choice between these sad saps. Where's Kishi? IS HE TOO GOOD FOR US? And just because Cid created this place, is married, and has to worry about that, he thinks he can show up whenever he desires! clout spends more time creating usergroups than Loony BoB spends creating spreadsheets. Both Roogle and RSL have names that start with "R"; capital "Rs" might I add. But RSL is the only man from Iowa I've ever loved, and I love corn.
Winner: RSL
5) Best Cid's Knight
Behold the Void
Big D
Del Murder
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
kikimm
Leeza
Necronopticous
rubah
Yamaneko
Your vote on this one should be entirely based on eest coming in last. We'll just say that Leeza wins this one by default and not because she steals all my credit.
Winner: Leeza
6) Best Site Staff
Azar With A Hat
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Samuraid
Spatvark
theundeadhero
The last time I checked the front site I wasn't just using my right hand to control Terra... oh wait, I was using my left hand. The point is I don't go there often, and thus cannot truly appreciate all the hard work that goes into making the site while Leeza takes all the credit.
Winner: Azar With A Hat
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Chemical
Giga Guess
Monkey
Neel With A Hat
Raistlin
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief
Xander
I'm afraid if I don't pick Agent Proto I'm going to have to sit through one of his speeches where he tells us how staff is doing it all wrong, and how his way is the only way. Temp bans? What were you thinking, man?!!!!
Winner: Agent Proto
8) Best Veteran
Kyono
Levian
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
Resha
Rye
Squinn
I could've sworn everyone except krissy was a regular. Who's this "Levian" fellow? It's a freaking conspiracy by Psychotic to make him look good. I'm onto you!
Winner: Levian
9) Best Regular
Autumn Rain
bipper
Darth Ultimortal
I'm my own MILF
kyuzo
Primus Inter Pares
Sapphiresea
The Jamie Star Scenario
TurkSlayer
Ok, now you're pulling my leg. These are newbies right? AG is being funny, right... right? I recognize Primus Inter Pares, and this might be the last time he has a chance of winning a Ciddie before he's asked to leave EoFF. We got rid of that damned picture, I can surely get away with one banning.
Winner: Primus Inter Pares
10) Best Newbie
FF Crazy!
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
i_wana_b_blck
RPJesus
xAerisx
I'd make a joke about these being actual members, but that's GETTING OLD LIKE SO MANY JOKES AROUND HERE.
Winner: RPJesus
11) Nicest Member
Big D
kikimm
Leeza
RSL
Rusty
Rye
The Captain
Xander
Big D has a beard. When has anyone with a beard ever been nice? On the other hand when has a Russian ever been nice? But then again, RSL has a beard and I'm pretty sure I'm related to him somehow, so how can he be so nice? Maybe all those corn fields with their pesticides have somehow altered RSL's true self: a hateful, Iowanian (?), bent on the destruction of everything good and pure. God bless DDT and the murderous bastard who created it.
Winner: RSL
12) Evilest Member
boris no no
Jebus
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Lindy
MecaKane
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spatvark
Leeza is Russian, but doesn't have a beard. Spatvark might have a beard, I'm not sure, but he has a lot of hair. He's not Russian, though, I don't think... I'll just go with what I do know.
Winner: Leeza
13) Sexiest Male
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
DMKA
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
Shoden
Spuuky
Did you ever notice how Spuuky became sexy once he got a girlfriend? Why must fate taunt me so!!!
Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
14) Sexiest Female
Dking'squeen
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
Leeza
Marshall Banana
Reles With A Hat
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Spiffing Cheese
TheAbominatrix
Yooniece
No Iri Valentine? Nuts to that.
Winner: Yooniece
15) Cutest Male
Chris
Kyono
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
RSL
Sasquatch
themagicroundabout
Not that I spend hours in the album checking them out, but...
Winner: Chris
16) Cutest Female
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Kami
kikimm
Miriel
Resha
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten
Yooniece
yuna_elena
Zeldy
Same as fourteen.
Winner: Yooniece
17) Best Custom Rank
Ansem
Del Mordor
Denmark
DMKA
eestlinc
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
rubah
Spuuky
theundeadhero
*permanent mitten*
Winner: eestlinc
18) Best Avatar
Azar With A Hat
Del Mordor
Del Murder
Denmark
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Primus Inter Pares
ShlupQuack
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow
v.e.n.o.m.
Del Murder claims this and the best sig award are the most important ones. Can we believe a guy that doesn't even post real pictures of himself online? Primus Inter Pares, now there's a guy with some class. Although I don't quite understand his fixation with women's clothing, but who am I to judge the perverted acts of others?
Winner: Del Murder
19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Del Murder
Little Miss Awesome
Neel With A Hat
Psychotic
Raven Nox
RSL
ShlupQuack
themagicroundabout
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow
What signatures?
Winner: Del Murder
20) Best Artist
black orb
KoShiatar
Rye
Shimeng
themagicroundabout
A lot of people say black orb is a good artist, and when was the last time people here have been wrong... in the last hour?
Winner: black orb
21) Best Graphic Designer
Casteal
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Rye
Sepho
Xander
What do you call an artist that can't draw? A graphic designer. ZING!
Winner: Xander
22) Best Writer
Behold the Void
eestlinc
Gokukid749876
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout
Gokukid has a lot of archived threads, but eest has an online blog with his writings on it, so he must be the better of the two!
Winner: eestlinc
23) Best Poet
Calliope
eestlinc
Jack
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout
They just make it up as they go along.
Winner: eestlinc
24) Best Poster
Big D
Chris
Craig
Del Murder
eestlinc
Masamune∙1600
Psychotic
Resha
Remember how in high school you could get an "A" by writing a 15 page paper the teacher didn't want to read? Well, the same applies here, except we want to read it... yes, that's it. Don't hurt their feelings.
Winner: Big D
25) Best Spammer
Darth Ultimortal
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Neel With A Hat
Not At All Reno
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Yamaneko
There's a lot of crap here, but I would never tell it to their faces. I just don't like hearing the truth.
Winner: Psychotic
26) Best Chatter
Cbc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Primus Inter Pares
Resha
rubah
themagicroundabout
yuna_elena
I heard rubah spends more time in chat than I spend doing nothing. If that's the case then I know someone that can help her with that problem.
Winner: rubah
27) Funniest Member
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
The Summoner of Leviathan
theundeadhero
Yamaneko
Would it kill you not to be so funny, eest! That's all I'm asking.
Winner: eestlinc
28) Weirdest Member
Calliope
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Darth Ultimortal
Fliff-the-mooglepancake
Future Esthar
GooeyToast
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Quina
TifaLockhart7
Trumpet Thief
To this day I have yet to fully comprehend the entires Calliope makes in her LJ. I just nod and smile, nod and smile.
Winner: Calliope
29) Horniest Member
Ansem
boris no no
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
faster skating penguin
Fuzakeru
Jebus
ShlupQuack
yuna_elena
Zeldy
What would the Internet be without this bunch? The cream of the crop. The mighty wood of the forest, or bush of the plains.
Winner: ShlupQuack
30) Most Underrated Member
Faris
Jebus
theundeadhero
Who knows?
Winner: Jebus
31) Most Missed Member
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
ff babe
GunbladeMaster
HOOTERS
Iri Valentine
Kathryn
Linus
m4tt
Misfit
Monkey
The Captain
My heart says Citizen Bleys, but my guys downstairs say... wait, they say Citizen Bleys too.
Winner: Citizen Bleys
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Darth Holmes
DJZen
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Masamune∙1600
Necronopticous
Sephiroth1999AD
TheAbominatrix
They might be good gamers, but can they get headshots, unscoped with a Scout?
Winner: Necronopticous
33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
Hsu
Samuraid
Sepho
Yamaneko
Telling members to reformat and use Firefox since 2002.
Winner: cl_out
34) Most Helpful Member
Big D
bipper
cl_out
Hsu
Leeza
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
Samuraid
ShlupQuack
The Captain
The Captain once talked me out of jumping. I hate him for that.
Winner: Leeza
35) Cutest Couple
Ansem & The Summoner of Leviathan
Ashley Schovitz' & Nick Schovitz
ButThePoncho & ShlupQuack
Del Murder & Miriel
Lindy & Xander
Wait, Del Murder x Miriel?! I didn't know his gf was for real.
Winner: Del Murder x Miriel?!
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
Agent Proto
Azar With A Hat
Chocolate Thief Locke
Fresno
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Parvus Edea
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin
Samuraid
Do I know something you don't know?
Winner: Chocolate Thief Locke
37) Get Banned
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Ultimortal
DMKA
nik0tine
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Shoden
I know something you don't know.
Winner: Primus Inter Pares
38) Be Santa
Award Guy
cl_out
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
RSL
theundeadhero
I swear I sat on RSL's lap when I was five. And no, it wasn't Christmas.
Winner: RSL
39) Be Santa's Little Helper
Escobert
Loony BoB
Monkey
Psychotic
Raistlin
Rye
smittenkitten
Spiffing Cheese
Yamaneko
I always imagined Raistlin hauling a load, all the while being whipped for incompetence.
Winner: Raistlin
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Kyono
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Rye
The Summoner of Leviathan
TurkSlayer
Isn't Chaos Prophecy.Crash.. in preschool? Don't give them what they want and BAM, you regret that night in the back seat for the rest of your life.
Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Mordor
Escobert
Jebus
Primus Inter Pares
rubah
Spiffing Cheese
Anyone who wins such an absurd award as the one above deserves this one too.
Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Agent Proto
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Ultimortal
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Raistlin
If I ever quit I'm going to blame it on Raistlin because it's the only reasonable thing to do.
Winner: Raistlin
43) Freak out and kill somebody
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Del Murder
Leeza
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Spiffing Cheese
Tasura
The way our education system is going I can see a preschooler killing someone.
Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
Darth Holmes
DJZen
fflover100
Future Esthar
Lord Chainsaw
Psychotic
Sephiroth1999AD
Squall of SeeD
Tsukasa
He'll be too busy beating ActRaiser with one life.
Winner: Lord Chainsaw
45) Get hit by a bus
boris no no
Cbc
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Hawkeye
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Shoden
I can dream.
Winner: Psychotic
46) Be driving the bus
Dr Unne
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
kaggski
kikimm
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Resha
Ever since they revoked his license he hasn't been the same.
Winner: Dr Unne
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Dreddz
Little Miss Awesome
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
RSL
What's that? Anyway, it has fool in the word.
Winner: Raistlin
48) Be Mr. Burns
Del Snizz
eestlinc
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Kyono
Lindy
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin
He never liked the sun much.
Winner: Lindy
49) Be Smithers
Ansem
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Murder
Hawkeye
Necronopticous
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spiffing Cheese
And his dandy male companion...
Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
50) Get Together
Award Guy & Loony BoB
Calliope & ShlupQuack
Darth Holmes & MecaKane
Faris & Psychotic
Kyono & Primus Inter Pares
Kyono & Rye
Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
Loony BoB & Psychotic
Psychotic & theundeadhero
RSL & rubah
I've come to the last award and I can't think of anything to say. Oh well.
Winner: Darth Holmes & MecaKane
Suckers! These predictions are supposed to influence your votes!
Crap! I've been influenced.
Psychotic is still the leader in the clubhouse. I like Yam's the best (since he made the right choices in Sig and Avatar), but he is so out of touch with the common member these days that he'll probably only get 2-3 right (besides Sig and Avatar).
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