I will do this.

1) Best Member - Loony BoB
BoB wins because for some reason he seems really prominent during the ciddies. How come everyone knows BoB is Award Guy but not very many people know I am Election Booth? What's up with that? Maybe I'm not enough of an attention whore!

2) Best Male - eestlinc
You people have no idea how great I am at being male! Or maybe you do, and that's why I win this one. Even though I won't, because you have no idea.

3) Best Female - ShlupQuack
She's popular and is apparently a woman, and used to be an admin but seems much more relaxed now. So yea, I like Shlup here.

4) Best Administrator - Loony BoB
When in doubt, pick BoB.

5) Best Cid's Knight - Big D
Gets more votes than the average D. I'll be happy as long as I beat out Yams again.

6) Best Site Staff - Azar With A Hat
Magic Georgia power lifts the popular Azar to the crown, hat and all.

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff - Neel With A Hat
Neel knows how to curry favor with the voters, if you know what I mean.

8) Best Veteran - Psychotic
Absolutely the most famous non-titled member of the boards. Can't see anyone else winning this, even the great if elusive krissy.


9) Best Regular - The Jamie Star Scenario
Flashy signature and Four Tet shoutouts lead to victory in my book. Besides, RSL is on drugs now, and you know what that means.

10) Best Newbie - xAerisx
PM eestlinc for sex!!!

11) Nicest Member - Big D
With Xander and Captain being mostly inactive, Big D should be able to pull this one out. I think Leeza has been being too evil lately to win this one.

12) Evilest Member - Leeza
Leeza has been subversively campaigning for this ciddie in the ciddies thread by deleting other people's self-promoting posts. It's an ingenius plan and only an evil mastermind could pull it off.

13) Sexiest Male - RSL
In a just world, this ciddie would end in a nine way tie with all members having zero votes, and then RSL would slip in for the win with his obligatory one vote.

14) Sexiest Female - Yooniece
Everybody loves an asian girl, right?

15) Cutest Male - Chris
Yea, I got nothing.

16) Cutest Female - Zeldy
Zeldy is cute, and I'm too much older than her to think anything more than that.

17) Best Custom Rank - eestlinc
I have the Baloki connection here, and the sonic youth connection for the three people here who like them, and that should be enough to prevail in a category full of unmemorable custom titles.

18) Best Avatar - ShlupQuack
All of these avatars suck, but at least Shlup's is kinda cool.

19) Best Signature - RSL
RSL, duck!

20) Best Artist - Rye
Emo rangers ftw

21) Best Graphic Designer - Xander
Xander gets paid to do it!

22) Best Writer - Gokukid749876
The dragon part wasn't really true, except in metaphorical terms, you know.

23) Best Poet - eestlinc
I like to think my poetry is pretty good.

24) Best Poster - Big D
I am really the best poster, but I still won't win. D does a good job, though.

25) Best Spammer - eestlinc
I am the best spammer. That is a fact. I don't care what you think.

26) Best Chatter - rubah
quantity prevails! besides, I've chatted with rubah so she gets bonus points.

27) Funniest Member - eestlinc
I wouldn't pick myself again except nobody else on this list is funny, except for maybe Yams, but I'm funnier than Yams.

28) Weirdest Member - Quina
You get the feeling Quina posts like s/he does just to win Ciddies, you know. Funny how s/he comes out right before the competition starts.

29) Horniest Member - ShlupQuack
apparently my motto this year is "when in doubt, pick Mandee"

30) Most Underrated Member - Faris
Who?

31) Most Missed Member - Linus
Wow, there is some tough competition here. I think the oldbies vote in force and Linus prevails.

32) Most Helpful Gamer - Masamune∙1600
He pretty much has to win this, right? Otherwise all his hours of posting ridiculously long game explanations would have been in vain!

33) Most Helpful Techy - cl_out
Somebody put out the rumor that clout is helpful. What a vicious rumor.

34) Most Helpful Member - Loony BoB
One time BoB helped me tie my shoes.

35) Cutest Couple - Del Murder & Miriel
Of course we don't know if they're cute or not because they put big bubbles in front of their heads!

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight - Chocolate Thief Locke
The only even remotely reasonable choice.

37) Get Banned - DMKA
So many good choices! I'll pick DMKA just because he hates me and I feel like I should keep up the rivalry or whatever.

38) Be Santa - RSL
He likes snowmobiling and has a beard. That pretty much wraps it up for RSL.

39) Be Santa's Little Helper - smittenkitten
RSL loves smittenkitten. It is true.

40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award - Kyono
I'm not even going to say anything.

41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time - Primus Inter Pares
Seems inevitable.

42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting - Raistlin
Nobody can hold a candle to Raistlin in sheer annoyance.

43) Freak out and kill somebody - Darth Holmes
If Kane ever stops posting, you know why.

44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums - Future Esthar
Go read a couple of FE's threads, then come back and tell me anyone else even comes close to winning this award.

45) Get hit by a bus - Darth Holmes
Such an easy target!

46) Be driving the bus - Meat Puppet
He'd be like one of those crazy mag riders in Mad Max and be all shaolin killing-with-bus style.

47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing - Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Dreddz deserves this one, but Crash is a little more high profile.

48) Be Mr. Burns - eestlinc
FLY MY PRETTIES, FLY!

49) Be Smithers - Hawkeye
HELLO EEST LINC, I LIKE TURNING YOU ON

50) Get Together - Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
It really is a match made in heaven.