Do not let these predictions influence your votes. This is your warning.

1) Best Member
Del Murder
eestlinc
kikimm
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
yuna_elena

I know eest is really shooting for this one. Well, with the zany posts, the nonchalant take on the sanctity of the archive forum, and the way he gets irritated with everything we do, he thinks he has this covered. He has to face up against returning champions Loony BoB and Del Murder. And that's no easy feet considering their popularity has only slightly diminished over the past six months. eest's problems don't end there. Psychotic and RSL are hungering for a piece of that digital award as well. It could be anyone's game... except those other nominees. They don't stand a chance.

Winner: eestlinc

2) Best Male
Del Murder
DMKA
eestlinc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
theundeadhero
Yamaneko

Can Psychotic win this and Best Member? No, because I didn't vote for him and I won't stand for it. Can you believe this guy has a following. I mean I can see Jesus having his crew, but what we have here cult, and the country where I live (California) doesn't give tax exemptions to cults. So then, we shouldn't give Psychotic his precious Best Male award. Who am I kidding, you're all idiots...

Winner: Psychotic

3) Best Female
boris no no
fire_of_avalon
kikimm
Leeza
Resha
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Zeldy

Women, who needs them, am I right?

Winner: fire_of_avalon

4) Best Administrator
Cid
cl_out
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Loony BoB
Roogle
RSL

Until I've ascended to my rightful place, we have a choice between these sad saps. Where's Kishi? IS HE TOO GOOD FOR US? And just because Cid created this place, is married, and has to worry about that, he thinks he can show up whenever he desires! clout spends more time creating usergroups than Loony BoB spends creating spreadsheets. Both Roogle and RSL have names that start with "R"; capital "Rs" might I add. But RSL is the only man from Iowa I've ever loved, and I love corn.

Winner: RSL

5) Best Cid's Knight
Behold the Void
Big D
Del Murder
eestlinc
fire_of_avalon
Hsu
kikimm
Leeza
Necronopticous
rubah
Yamaneko

Your vote on this one should be entirely based on eest coming in last. We'll just say that Leeza wins this one by default and not because she steals all my credit.

Winner: Leeza

6) Best Site Staff
Azar With A Hat
CloudDragon
Cloud_Strider
eternalshiva
Flying Mullet
Samuraid
Spatvark
theundeadhero

The last time I checked the front site I wasn't just using my right hand to control Terra... oh wait, I was using my left hand. The point is I don't go there often, and thus cannot truly appreciate all the hard work that goes into making the site while Leeza takes all the credit.

Winner: Azar With A Hat

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
Agent Proto
Chemical
Giga Guess
Monkey
Neel With A Hat
Raistlin
ShlupQuack
TheAbominatrix
Trumpet Thief
Xander

I'm afraid if I don't pick Agent Proto I'm going to have to sit through one of his speeches where he tells us how staff is doing it all wrong, and how his way is the only way. Temp bans? What were you thinking, man?!!!!

Winner: Agent Proto

8) Best Veteran
Kyono
Levian
Not At All Reno
Psychotic
Resha
Rye
Squinn

I could've sworn everyone except krissy was a regular. Who's this "Levian" fellow? It's a freaking conspiracy by Psychotic to make him look good. I'm onto you!

Winner: Levian

9) Best Regular
Autumn Rain
bipper
Darth Ultimortal
I'm my own MILF
kyuzo
Primus Inter Pares
Sapphiresea
The Jamie Star Scenario
TurkSlayer

Ok, now you're pulling my leg. These are newbies right? AG is being funny, right... right? I recognize Primus Inter Pares, and this might be the last time he has a chance of winning a Ciddie before he's asked to leave EoFF. We got rid of that damned picture, I can surely get away with one banning.

Winner: Primus Inter Pares

10) Best Newbie
FF Crazy!
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
i_wana_b_blck
RPJesus
xAerisx

I'd make a joke about these being actual members, but that's GETTING OLD LIKE SO MANY JOKES AROUND HERE.

Winner: RPJesus

11) Nicest Member
Big D
kikimm
Leeza
RSL
Rusty
Rye
The Captain
Xander

Big D has a beard. When has anyone with a beard ever been nice? On the other hand when has a Russian ever been nice? But then again, RSL has a beard and I'm pretty sure I'm related to him somehow, so how can he be so nice? Maybe all those corn fields with their pesticides have somehow altered RSL's true self: a hateful, Iowanian (?), bent on the destruction of everything good and pure. God bless DDT and the murderous bastard who created it.

Winner: RSL

12) Evilest Member
boris no no
Jebus
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Leeza
Lindy
MecaKane
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spatvark

Leeza is Russian, but doesn't have a beard. Spatvark might have a beard, I'm not sure, but he has a lot of hair. He's not Russian, though, I don't think... I'll just go with what I do know.

Winner: Leeza

13) Sexiest Male
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
DMKA
Kyono
Loony BoB
Neel With A Hat
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Roogle
RSL
Shoden
Spuuky

Did you ever notice how Spuuky became sexy once he got a girlfriend? Why must fate taunt me so!!!

Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

14) Sexiest Female
Dking'squeen
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Fuzakeru
Leeza
Marshall Banana
Reles With A Hat
rubah
Rye
ShlupQuack
Spiffing Cheese
TheAbominatrix
Yooniece

No Iri Valentine? Nuts to that.

Winner: Yooniece

15) Cutest Male
Chris
Kyono
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
RSL
Sasquatch
themagicroundabout

Not that I spend hours in the album checking them out, but...

Winner: Chris

16) Cutest Female
Faris
fire_of_avalon
Kami
kikimm
Miriel
Resha
Rye
ShlupQuack
smittenkitten
Yooniece
yuna_elena
Zeldy

Same as fourteen.

Winner: Yooniece

17) Best Custom Rank
Ansem
Del Mordor
Denmark
DMKA
eestlinc
Levian
Old Manus
Psychotic
rubah
Spuuky
theundeadhero

*permanent mitten*

Winner: eestlinc

18) Best Avatar
Azar With A Hat
Del Mordor
Del Murder
Denmark
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Primus Inter Pares
ShlupQuack
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow
v.e.n.o.m.

Del Murder claims this and the best sig award are the most important ones. Can we believe a guy that doesn't even post real pictures of himself online? Primus Inter Pares, now there's a guy with some class. Although I don't quite understand his fixation with women's clothing, but who am I to judge the perverted acts of others?

Winner: Del Murder

19) Best Signature
Award Guy
Del Murder
Little Miss Awesome
Neel With A Hat
Psychotic
Raven Nox
RSL
ShlupQuack
themagicroundabout
theundeadhero
Ultima Shadow

What signatures?

Winner: Del Murder

20) Best Artist
black orb
KoShiatar
Rye
Shimeng
themagicroundabout

A lot of people say black orb is a good artist, and when was the last time people here have been wrong... in the last hour?

Winner: black orb

21) Best Graphic Designer
Casteal
ff7+ff10 gurl 100
Rye
Sepho
Xander

What do you call an artist that can't draw? A graphic designer. ZING!

Winner: Xander

22) Best Writer
Behold the Void
eestlinc
Gokukid749876
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout

Gokukid has a lot of archived threads, but eest has an online blog with his writings on it, so he must be the better of the two!

Winner: eestlinc

23) Best Poet
Calliope
eestlinc
Jack
Necronopticous
nik0tine
themagicroundabout

They just make it up as they go along.

Winner: eestlinc

24) Best Poster
Big D
Chris
Craig
Del Murder
eestlinc
Masamune∙1600
Psychotic
Resha

Remember how in high school you could get an "A" by writing a 15 page paper the teacher didn't want to read? Well, the same applies here, except we want to read it... yes, that's it. Don't hurt their feelings.

Winner: Big D

25) Best Spammer
Darth Ultimortal
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Neel With A Hat
Not At All Reno
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Yamaneko

There's a lot of crap here, but I would never tell it to their faces. I just don't like hearing the truth.

Winner: Psychotic

26) Best Chatter
Cbc
Jebus
Kirobaito
Primus Inter Pares
Resha
rubah
themagicroundabout
yuna_elena

I heard rubah spends more time in chat than I spend doing nothing. If that's the case then I know someone that can help her with that problem.

Winner: rubah

27) Funniest Member
eestlinc
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
The Summoner of Leviathan
theundeadhero
Yamaneko

Would it kill you not to be so funny, eest! That's all I'm asking.

Winner: eestlinc

28) Weirdest Member
Calliope
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Darth Ultimortal
Fliff-the-mooglepancake
Future Esthar
GooeyToast
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Quina
TifaLockhart7
Trumpet Thief

To this day I have yet to fully comprehend the entires Calliope makes in her LJ. I just nod and smile, nod and smile.

Winner: Calliope

29) Horniest Member
Ansem
boris no no
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
faster skating penguin
Fuzakeru
Jebus
ShlupQuack
yuna_elena
Zeldy

What would the Internet be without this bunch? The cream of the crop. The mighty wood of the forest, or bush of the plains.

Winner: ShlupQuack

30) Most Underrated Member
Faris
Jebus
theundeadhero

Who knows?

Winner: Jebus

31) Most Missed Member
Baloki
Citizen Bleys
ff babe
GunbladeMaster
HOOTERS
Iri Valentine
Kathryn
Linus
m4tt
Misfit
Monkey
The Captain

My heart says Citizen Bleys, but my guys downstairs say... wait, they say Citizen Bleys too.

Winner: Citizen Bleys

32) Most Helpful Gamer
Darth Holmes
DJZen
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Masamune∙1600
Necronopticous
Sephiroth1999AD
TheAbominatrix

They might be good gamers, but can they get headshots, unscoped with a Scout?

Winner: Necronopticous

33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
Hsu
Samuraid
Sepho
Yamaneko

Telling members to reformat and use Firefox since 2002.

Winner: cl_out

34) Most Helpful Member
Big D
bipper
cl_out
Hsu
Leeza
Loony BoB
RSL
Rye
Samuraid
ShlupQuack
The Captain

The Captain once talked me out of jumping. I hate him for that.

Winner: Leeza

35) Cutest Couple
Ansem & The Summoner of Leviathan
Ashley Schovitz' & Nick Schovitz
ButThePoncho & ShlupQuack
Del Murder & Miriel
Lindy & Xander

Wait, Del Murder x Miriel?! I didn't know his gf was for real.

Winner: Del Murder x Miriel?!

Most Likely To…

36) Become a Cid's Knight
Agent Proto
Azar With A Hat
Chocolate Thief Locke
Fresno
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Parvus Edea
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin
Samuraid

Do I know something you don't know?

Winner: Chocolate Thief Locke

37) Get Banned
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Ultimortal
DMKA
nik0tine
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Shoden

I know something you don't know.

Winner: Primus Inter Pares

38) Be Santa
Award Guy
cl_out
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Old Manus
Psychotic
RSL
theundeadhero

I swear I sat on RSL's lap when I was five. And no, it wasn't Christmas.

Winner: RSL

39) Be Santa's Little Helper
Escobert
Loony BoB
Monkey
Psychotic
Raistlin
Rye
smittenkitten
Spiffing Cheese
Yamaneko

I always imagined Raistlin hauling a load, all the while being whipped for incompetence.

Winner: Raistlin

40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Chris
Kyono
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Rye
The Summoner of Leviathan
TurkSlayer

Isn't Chaos Prophecy.Crash.. in preschool? Don't give them what they want and BAM, you regret that night in the back seat for the rest of your life.

Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Mordor
Escobert
Jebus
Primus Inter Pares
rubah
Spiffing Cheese

Anyone who wins such an absurd award as the one above deserves this one too.

Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Agent Proto
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Ultimortal
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Raistlin

If I ever quit I'm going to blame it on Raistlin because it's the only reasonable thing to do.

Winner: Raistlin

43) Freak out and kill somebody
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Del Murder
Leeza
Psychotic
Sasquatch
Spiffing Cheese
Tasura

The way our education system is going I can see a preschooler killing someone.

Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
Darth Holmes
DJZen
fflover100
Future Esthar
Lord Chainsaw
Psychotic
Sephiroth1999AD
Squall of SeeD
Tsukasa

He'll be too busy beating ActRaiser with one life.

Winner: Lord Chainsaw

45) Get hit by a bus
boris no no
Cbc
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Darth Holmes
Hawkeye
Leeza
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Shoden

I can dream.

Winner: Psychotic

46) Be driving the bus
Dr Unne
fire_of_avalon
Jebus
kaggski
kikimm
Loony BoB
Meat Puppet
Psychotic
Resha

Ever since they revoked his license he hasn't been the same.

Winner: Dr Unne

47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Dreddz
Little Miss Awesome
Old Manus
Psychotic
Raistlin
RSL

What's that? Anyway, it has fool in the word.

Winner: Raistlin

48) Be Mr. Burns
Del Snizz
eestlinc
Kawaii Ryűkishi
Kyono
Lindy
Loony BoB
Primus Inter Pares
Raistlin

He never liked the sun much.

Winner: Lindy

49) Be Smithers
Ansem
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
Del Murder
Hawkeye
Necronopticous
Primus Inter Pares
Psychotic
Spiffing Cheese

And his dandy male companion...

Winner: Chaos Prophecy.Crash..

50) Get Together
Award Guy & Loony BoB
Calliope & ShlupQuack
Darth Holmes & MecaKane
Faris & Psychotic
Kyono & Primus Inter Pares
Kyono & Rye
Loony BoB & loony bob penetrated me
Loony BoB & Psychotic
Psychotic & theundeadhero
RSL & rubah

I've come to the last award and I can't think of anything to say. Oh well.

Winner: Darth Holmes & MecaKane

Suckers! These predictions are supposed to influence your votes!