He's seven, and has been cranky for days and refuses to let his parents get his hair cut. Literally throwing fits. (I can't remember if I was that obnoxious when I was seven, so I don't know if that's abnormal, but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.) I told him he needed a haircut and bam, now he's off getting his haircut. In fact, I can tell him to do anything and he'll do it. I rule way too hard.
Do you have awesome stories where you dominate little children like Maddox does their art? Better yet, what do you think I can get my nephew to do next?