I crawled out of my crib one time and went to the living room where my dad was watching tv, but that's an actual memory:]

I also remember pooing on the patio and laughing and saying 'Puppa Eat!'

I suppose I might also remember going out on the bluff to watch the cars and trucks on the interstate

According to parental legend, I required a calculator to eat my meals as a youngster, and often I would dip it in my applesauce and throw it around viciously

All of these occurred when we lived in the trailer my uncle and aunt inhabited after us and my grandparents live in now. We moved to where we live now before I was 3.