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[Del Murder]

[Yamaneko]

Watch out, it's going to happen to you too, Psychotic.

[Primus Inter Pares]

Oh, that's hot :joey:

[Psychotic]

Watch out, it's going to happen to you too, Psychotic.

Not if it happens to you first. Oh wait, it already did.

Nurse elsie to Yamz's room please, we have a code yellow, I repeat, we have a code yellow.

[Yamaneko]

It didn't happen to me because I was never it.

[Dignified Pauper]

Marick D. Pauper here!

In a startling revelation, I have uncovered the mystery as to why the one infamous Primus Inter Pares has recieved so many nominations. This is partly fact and mostly speculations.
It would seem that Psychotic has been training PiP to dual with the elites of the Forum, the administration and the old regulars that he so despises, in order to have a sucessor. Psychotic plans on leaving the forum after properly training PiP to replace him.
An overview of PiP's history will show that, like Psychotic, he cannot be permanantly banned because of some unusual sexual bond he has in connection with the Senior Site Staff. Another connection is that both, Psychotic and he both spam General Chat as frequently as they both can. Furthermore, along those lines, PiP still has a long way to go before he can come close to being on the level matched to that of Psy's.
Right now, Psychotic is teaching PiP how to survive in this mean and cruel forum by pushing him into an epic battled against the one, the onle, Del Murder - who only wants to rip Psychotics larynx out through his nostrils. Sadly, PiP is not complying well with Psy's commands, and may very well be tossed out onto the plains to win his nominations on his own, as well as survive on his own.
Is PiP going to become the next Psy?! Is Psy going to leave the forums forever?! Will PiP fail and leave Psy here forever to terrorize the forums until we all die and he gets the last laugh as he outlives us by mere minutes?! All these questions and more are still hard underway and being looked into.

I'm Marick D. Pauper for the EoFF Newsteam. You stay classy Eyes On FF.

[theundeadhero]

Noone will replace Psychotic. They fall short.

CLONES!

[Dignified Pauper]

Marick D. Pauper here, live from a chilly Ohio room.

Apparently, the speculation that Psy was creating the ultimate clone of himself in PiP turned out to be false. Never-fear, we'll have the person who gave us this information hung publicly.

That's all. I'm Marick D. Pauper. You stay classy Eyes on FF.