EOFF Twelve Days of Christmas.

[Loony BoB]

Didn't RSL have a hat? Or are you talking currently?

#9 and #1 are golden in your list, BoB. xD

If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.

[crashNUMBERS]

2 Rednecks

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If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.

Your one cocky guy...

[Elite Lord Sigma]

And a prayer within a pear tree!

[crashNUMBERS]

12 Punk Meat Puppets

[Giga Guess]

11 numbers in Crash's name.

[crashNUMBERS]

10 Loyal Crash followers

[Giga Guess]

9 Dry hump victims.

[Skarr]

Eight simple minded Hiltons

[crashNUMBERS]

7 Raped by psychotic

[Giga Guess]

6 spamvertizers!

(Thanks rubah!)

[crashNUMBERS]

*Copies BooBface*

5 forum skins
4 Proto's a whore
3 brand new smilies
2 instant banned n00bs
and crash just bought a new Blink 182 CD

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And since I'm copying BooBface, someone after can do as much as they want...

[rubah]

If someone can come up with twelve things as awesome as those two, I'd sing the thing.

The object of #1 would like to TAKE YOU DOWN B0BxD!

:SnowCat: On the 12th day of Christmas my second account gave to me:
:SnowCat: 12 Knights a-nouncing
:SnowCat: 11 Chatters chatting
:SnowCat: 10 Newbies lost
:SnowCat: 9 Flash Videos a Playin'
:SnowCat: 8 Clout Answers
:SnowCat: 7 Site Staff a-slaving
:SnowCat: 6 Oldbies Crooning
:SnowCat: 5 Real Feedback Threadssssss
:SnowCat: 4 PM's a-calling
:SnowCat: 3 French Posters
:SnowCat: 2 Hooters hooting
:SnowCat: And a Leeza posting a cat smilie!

Also I suggest Guessie's be altered to be "6 Spamvertisers" for the sake of melody, rhythm, and PCness.
Same for crash's to be "2 Instabans"

[-N-]

One of the final lines should definitely be "Two brown men"

[nik0tine]

On the first day of Christmas,
a PM sent to thee
Twelve members lurking,
Eleven PiP’ers PiPing,
Ten Leezas lawling,
Nine liberals flaming,
Eight m4tt’s a-leaving,
Seven Sasquatch rantings,
Six Joels a-wanking,
Five online flings,
Four "with a hats",
Three oldbie jokes,
Two closing threads,
And a warning from the Shinra to thee!


Edit: An alternative to 3 oldbie jokes could be "three oldbie jerks". It works just as fine.

Double Edit: I am switching number four and number two around, as I have just been informed by Neel that there are four "with a hats".

[Loony BoB]

Am I the only person who made a strong effort to make the numbers accurate? They do this every year on a radio station I listened to when I was in Auckland, and the results can be really good if you go by number. What they did is allocate a number to each morning they were on and on that morning people would call in with suggestions for what the number could stand for and they'd pick out the best one. I still remember quite a few of them, including "8 teen years of age for 7 days of drinking" five truebliss babes (they weren't that hot, really, but hey, it's NZ Pop Stars, you don't expect much), three failed world cups... yeah, I forget the rest, oh well. Oh! And a moon from Bob Harvey! A politician in NZ, I think, and he mooned people! Yay! Anyway. Carry on. As you were.