On the first day of Christmas,
Chatroom Lined to me
Twelve Licks a smitten
Eleven Lines from PiP'in
Ten Beers there sippin,
Nine tsukasa's Flamin,
Eight mods a kickin,
Seven Smilies Smilin,
Six times Seebies wankin,
Five Cyb3r ThIIIIIIIngs,
Four sex disscussions a day,
Three scripts are gettin laid,
Two people singing seronades,
And a rubah in a ... tree!