Originally Posted by shadowtheninja
Duuuude you have a chance....
Like em
Hate em
A 6 pack and a fine loyal dog is all i need
Duuuude you have a chance....
Many thanks Christmas!
Horniest Member, 2007! Gimme a little unf unf!
Join the club dude!!
Dude totally!!
Ditto.
You bunch of wusses.
That's me in a nutshell.
I prefer guys, including as friends.
Girls just want to have fuh-un oh~o girls just want to have fun!
they are cooooool! lol
Everyday I wish that I could be the one, for you...
Oh come on guys, there's nothing to be afraid of when asking a girl out. Here, I'll show you how to do it:
I HEREBY ASK EVERY GIRL ON EoFF OUT. Oh, did I mention that I have lots of money?
Now we sit back and wait to reel the girlies in
(just remember to mention that you're rich, even if you aren't!)
Ultimate line which works for all women (try it out sometime):
H3Y B1TCH W4NA CYB00R???//
If she:
Slaps you in the face - she likes roleplay and hardcore.
Says 'OMGF Y3S!!!1onetwo!" - she is in mad H4X love with you and wants cyb0rz now.
Grunts - It's a gorilla (hard to tell apart sometimes).
Says 'what/wtf' - Her boobs are so big she can't hear you.
Says no - she is a lesbian.
Looks at you blankly - you've been talking to a mannequin, arsehole.
there was a picture here
Stay away from them until things become legal.
Most definitely. A lot of girls are prissy and catty.
Ditto
Im not one of those girls that look at every boy as a potential boyfriend, I see them as friends.
Or shallow...materialistic and stuck up!
They rip your heart out of your ass!
I like them, they seem to be more intelligen t, and I can have a real conversation that doesn't include purple condoms. Men in general are idiots.
Leave some shards under the belly
Lay some grease inside my hand
It's a sentimental jury
And the makings of a good plan
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