Girls

[Sergeant Hartman]

I like them, they seem to be more intelligen t, and I can have a real conversation that doesn't include purple condoms. Men in general are idiots.

Traitor!

[Cruise Control]

XD It's true though. All of the Boys at our school would be hard-pressed to pool their brains to fill an egg-cup.

[Psychotic]

65% of Mensa's membership are male.

[Chris]

Lesbians are obviously not smart enough to sleep with men.

[Social Moon Firesky]

I <3 girls.

[Destai]

They have there moments.

[rubah]

I would add a 'I'm one of them' option to the poll, but that defeats the point of there being no gurlz on the intarwebs.

[escobert]

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay
I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!

[Rye]

Ultimate line which works for all women (try it out sometime):

H3Y B1TCH W4NA CYB00R???//

If she:

Slaps you in the face - she likes roleplay and hardcore.
Says 'OMGF Y3S!!!1onetwo!" - she is in mad H4X love with you and wants cyb0rz now.
Grunts - It's a gorilla (hard to tell apart sometimes).
Says 'what/wtf' - Her boobs are so big she can't hear you.
Says no - she is a lesbian.
Looks at you blankly - you've been talking to a mannequin, arsehole.

xDDDDD

If that fails, try the Calculus pick up line.

[nik0tine]

Join the club dude!!

Yeah, it's called "EoFF"

[Resha]

I like girls. Guys just suck. (Kiddiing.)

[Yooniece]

I like girls. A lot of girls always bitch about how much they hate guys (usually because they're too DUMB to see when they're being screwed over) when in actuality, girls are a lot more hatable. =)

Wait... I'm not proving my statement...

Er, yeah. I like girls. In a sexual and nonsexual way. And I like boys. In a sexual and nonsexual way.

[Xander]

I like me. And lots of the girls here are fairly awesome.

[Nod]

Some girls are really nice. Others aren't.

[Chris]

I like girls. A lot of girls always bitch about how much they hate guys (usually because they're too DUMB to see when they're being screwed over) when in actuality, girls are a lot more hatable. =)

Wait... I'm not proving my statement...

Er, yeah. I like girls. In a sexual and nonsexual way. And I like boys. In a sexual and nonsexual way.

You rock.