The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K
*Pirate Arr's*
We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.
Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tempa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.
And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've veered the starboard
Cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owend a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
*burp*
Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.
Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten Headlice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
Pirate Captain's Log, 2002.
Who be this band 'Relient K',
and why be they so full of contradictions?
We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kid.
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo.
And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've neber bathed in yoghurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.
*spit*
*Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand*
We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.
We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.