BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRECOTTA TERRECOTTA TERRECOTTA PIE!

[Mittopotahis]

The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K

*Pirate Arr's*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tempa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've veered the starboard
Cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owend a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*burp*

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten Headlice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Pirate Captain's Log, 2002.
Who be this band 'Relient K',
and why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kid.
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo.

And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've neber bathed in yoghurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*spit*

*Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

[Markus. D]

The Pirates who don't do Anything - Relient K

*Pirate Arr's*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never been to Greenland
And I've never been to Denver
And I've never buried treasure in St. Louie or St. Paul
And I've never been to Moscow
And I've never been to Tempa
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

And I've never hoist the main sail
And I've never swabbed the poop deck
And I've veered the starboard
Cause I've never sailed at all.
And I've never walked the gang plank
And I've never owend a parrot.
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*burp*

Cause We're the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well I've never plucked a rooster
And I'm not too good at ping pong
And I've never thrown my mashed potatos up against the wall
And I've never kissed a chipmunk
And I've never gotten Headlice
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

Pirate Captain's Log, 2002.
Who be this band 'Relient K',
and why be they so full of contradictions?

We don't know what he did
But we're down with Captain Kid.
We don't wake up before lunch
But we all eat Captain Crunch.
We don't smoke, we don't chew
We watch Captain Kangaroo.

And I've never licked a spark plug
And I've never sniffed a stink bug
And I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball
And I've neber bathed in yoghurt
And I don't look good in leggings
And I've never been to Boston in the fall.

*spit*

*Ladies and Gentlemen, Lets give them a big hand*

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

We are the Pirates who don't do anything
We just stay at home and lie around.
And if you ask us to do anything
we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

heh, neat Mitto, still... its very topic driven.

ps: best song ever!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loony BoB]

As much as I love that song and that version, it's worth noting that (if my sources are correct) Reliant K's version is a cover, the original song is by Veggie Tales. I was going to post that one, too, but decided to go with 'Do the Moo Shoo' (also by Veggie Tales... along with Bald Bunny and maybe a couple of others that might fit into this thread).

[Mittopotahis]

As much as I love that song and that version, it's worth noting that (if my sources are correct) Reliant K's version is a cover, the original song is by Veggie Tales. I was going to post that one, too, but decided to go with 'Do the Moo Shoo' (also by Veggie Tales... along with Bald Bunny and maybe a couple of others that might fit into this thread).

Wow. I never knew that....

I might go cry now.

[Loony BoB]

EDIT: Turns out Reliant K were actually asked to do that cover for one of the Veggie Tales movies - Jonah. Good stuff. I know that Newsboys did a song for that one, too.

[Social Moon Firesky]

The Wurzles - Combine Harvester. (I rofl'd when my friend sang this to me)

I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
(ooh aah ooh aah)
I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet
( ooh aah ooh aah)
Now something's telling me
That you'm avoiding me
Come on now darlin' you've got something I need

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

She made I laugh haha

I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need
We'll 'ave twins and triplets
I'm a man built for speed
And you know I love you darlin'
So give me your hand
But what I want the most
Is all they acres of land

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Ooaah she's a lovely bit of stuff an' all

For seven long years I've been alone in this place
Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it's a proper disgrace
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Who loves ya baby ha

Weren't we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance
I wore brand new garters and me courderoy pants
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
We had our photos took and us holdin' hands

Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key
Come on now lets get together in perfect harmony
I got twenty acres
An' you got forty three
Now I got a brand new combine harvester
An' I'll give you the key.

Now I got a brand new combine harvester
And I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me
Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester
An I'll give you the key

Aahh, you're a fine lookin' woman and I can't wait to get me hands on your land

[MushroomZOMBIE]

This Cocaine Makes Me Feel Like I'm In This Song-none other than....SYSTEM OF A DOWN!!!!

[look_out_below]

How about the badger song that is floating around the web (if you count it as an actual song). If you havent heard the song goes
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Mushroom. Mushroom.
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Snake!!! AWW its a SNake
and repeat lryics.

[Markus. D]

How about the badger song that is floating around the web (if you count it as an actual song). If you havent heard the song goes
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Mushroom. Mushroom.
Badger, badger, badger badger badger badger badger badger....
Snake!!! AWW its a SNake
and repeat lryics.

the sequal to that song scares me *shudders*

[Croyles]

Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! dibidibidbidi
Ding dong ding dong ding dong! Bananaaaa phoooone
Ive got this feeling, so appealing,
lets get together and sing, sing!
Ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone! dibidibidbidi
Ding dong ding dong ding dong! Bananaaaa phoooone
it grows in bunches, ive got my hunches.
its the best, beats the rest.
cellular, modular, interactive oduler.

[look_out_below]

Stupid Banada Phone song, you get that stuck in your head and it will stay there for hours.
I thought of another song i saw in a flash titled "Everyone Else Has Had Hore Sex Then Me". It is basically a guy, well a rabbit in the flash, singing about how...well everyone has had more sex then him. I forget the exact lyrics but it is funny.

[Epiphany]

BOB STOLE MINE.

Also, damn the llama song. I will be singing it for hours now.

[tootncartman]

Radio Head-Sit Down.Stand Up.

[Psydekick]

Sisqo thong song

She had poms like a what what what, guys like what what what, Baby move move butt butt butt, I think i'll sing it again, She had poms like a what what what, guys like what what, all night long let me sing that song...

The rest of the song is ok but that part is just stupid!

[Project G]

"It's the c-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song!"

By Spongebob Squarepants