whats the weirdest and random lyrics in a song you have ever heard?
for me its: Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a down.
whats the weirdest and random lyrics in a song you have ever heard?
for me its: Vicinity of Obscenity - System of a down.
The entire Llama Song, if that counts.
I was once a tree house
I lived in a cake
But I never saw the way
The orange slayed the rake
I was only three years dead
But it told a tale
Now listen dear little child
To the safety rail
Those probably aren't exactly right; I haven't stared at it for hours in at least a week.
Yeah I second the Llama song. Although 'Can't Stop' by the Red Hot Chili Peppers has some pretty random lyrics, actually alot of their songs do. Guess thats one of the reasons I love their music so much
Ging Gong Gooley Gooley Gotcha
Ging Gong Goo
Ging Gong Goo
My elementary music teacher traumatized us all. Thanks for reminding me.
my little sis sings that song, its evil :POriginally Posted by Vyk
ps: well... i really dont care about typos, but thanks for pointing it out
I love that song passionately. Hayla, oh hayla shaylaaaa~Originally Posted by Vyk
Chicken!
Kung Pow
Chicken!
Mongolian
Chicken!
Sweet and sour
Chicken!
Cashew
Chicken!
Do the moo shoo
moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo muh moo shoo moo moo shoo shoo moo moo shoo shoo
Do the moo shoo
Pork!
Mandarin
Pork!
Barbeque
Pork!
Sweet and sour
Pork!
Spicy shreded
Pork!
Pork
Do the tofu
to foo foo to to to foo foo fo fo to n to to n fo fo
STOP!
Break a fourtune cookie.
Beware of grape with wooden mallet.
Aint that the truth.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Björk - Cocoon
I think it's about orgasm and sex!
Who would have known
That a boy like him
Would have entered me lightly
Restoring my blisses
Who would have known
That a boy like him
After sharing my core
Would stay going nowhere
Who would have known
A beauty this immense
Who would have known
A saintly trance
Who would have known
Miraculous breath
To inhale a beard
Loaded with courage
Who would have known
That a boy like him
Possessed of magical
Sensitivity
Would approach a girl like me
Who caresses cradles his head
In a bosom
He slides inside
Half awake, half asleep
We faint back
Into sleephood
When I wake up
The second time
In his arms
Gorgeousness
He's still inside me
Who would have known
Who ahhh
Who would have known
A train of pearls
Cabin by cabin
Is shot precisely
Across an ocean
From a mouth
From a
From the mouth
Of a girl like me
To a boy
To a boy
To a boy
.
Last edited by metro; 06-06-2022 at 04:13 PM.
this sig was too effing big, so I flushed it -Bleys
I think I heard crazy random lyrics from Cibo Matto.
My heart is like an artichoke
I eat petals myself one by one
Until I feel enough
Until I lose to laugh
When I end to eat the last one
I will tear my drops
I will lose my lips
Though I can’t stop plucking off
I can’t see my core
I keep asking for you more and more
Can you peel my petals one by one?
Your hands are like a rusty knife
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?
Are you gonna keep on peeling me?
What am I gonna be on the pan?
Will I be burnt black?
Can you squeeze a lemon on me?
A lemon on me?
Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel
Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste
Baby, baby, everything you wanna feel
Baby, baby, everything you wanna taste.
The Rasmus - Julen Är Här Igen
It all started up when I was fighting with a cop
At least I could stop. I guess I couldn't stop
Hey, I'm in the voice now 'n' you have only 1 choice
I will make you choose my, my, my, my stooory
No, I'm not fading, not even hesitating
Still I'm gonna stay, if you would say
that this is law 'n' you better obay me,
I'm gonna teach you
Shut up! Or else I'm gonna spit you to the face
Shut up! Or else I'm gonna treat you like a cop
Kick you to the head, until you are dead
My dick says "swing", when you hit me
with that black thing. Go
Making love is a waste of time
Let me make you see this case from my side
We ain't here for any trouble, can you break a bubble
bam, bam, zidili
You were so dumb that you wouldn't go with the flow
home, when I told
Let me make you to be welcome world where is not bad,
there is no thing called cop, who don't give a smurf about
nothing else but his own smurfing duties
Yeaaaah,That thing just took me down
Last edited by Zeldy; 12-04-2005 at 12:16 PM.
*points at sig*
Japanese music is the best when it comes to craziness. I met the wonderful world of crazy Japanese music when I started playing Ouendan.
Sexy biimu is engrish for "Sexy Beam". It's really cool too, because they have a background singer cry out "Sexy Beeeam!!" during that part.Originally Posted by Morning Musume- Koi no Dance Site
And of course, it comes out sounding like "Rinda Rinda". The next line, apparently, means "Just like a water rat, nicer than anyone else".Originally Posted by The Blue Hearts- Linda Linda
That's 7 "babies", if you couldn't tell. You can listen to a ytmnd with this song here.Originally Posted by Tomoyasu Hotei- Thrill
One Night Carnival by Kishi-Dan is the greatest song ever concieved. Each line is puncuated with the singer shouting "angel"!, and every once in a while, somebody will shout "a-hooa~!". You really got to hear it for yourself. The song has the best engrish you'll ever find, such as:
andCan you master baby? master baby!
Can't you master baby? master baby!
Can you master baby? Be my baby!!
Can't you master baby? So long...
Oh, there's also a song called Oha. Here's the video. It's not for the faint of heart.One Night Carnival fun fun
One Night Carnival Oh wrong
Let's get free...
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...95120&q=shingo
So basically, there's this Japanese singer guy who has a show. It's a show where he dresses up as a housewife and sings to all the kids who are watching. My favorite line is this song is "mayo chu chu". Mayo means... mayonaisse, and "chu chu" is a play on words using the Japanese word chu (meaning "kiss") and the english word "chew". So you can translate it as "mayo kisses" or "muching on mayonaisse". But apparently, it's a phrase the guy made up to refer to his habit of licking mayonaisse caps. Yeah.
Last edited by omnitarian; 11-30-2005 at 09:48 PM.
ghfuah blal he chaduduh chee hugh weh chee keh xooo hee hoh
ooooooo cikeetah xoo xeh
eooh le hugx yerheggkkk
ryzl ou hueau
pppddtdptdtt pppddtdptdtt
ue ue fhay goouuhf o lltt chteee
huucgcgudoo wuad!
chugaouh!
Poodah paytahy poodah paytahy poodah poodah paytahy paytahy paytahy poodah
poodah
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
geesh
zssu
guum
bom
Beez gbazgen mauz gaysh
bal gonskunn geez woazch
ma meesken loas gouase
geez gonskunn boz mosquiez
heh tzt oly huht
ma meeshka mow skwoz
owm ftt lguf hahg
foo oo oo oo
puooo bieczkaireeaux
rrrd t ch kee bbst seay tssm klt aaaaox
skadulehmedomgaswesh
goaduleh skeecs schoadulen mosqelaszz
beez gac goasgun
monsquaz
zoo ma mah manut mamoyugh
xi maa hea doo dauy dohdoyugh
tszeettaa ba doa bau koyugh
ma magh max maynot nolnoyugh
szi deah daddoobaught byugh
xi daa tdey gkao gho gkoyughfouuuuuuu
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zewa tdieap
dtoyeum dtoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
soan schwedea dn zcwa tdieap
bboawogh c wha fftyk onsk oooeeh oooeeh yeefm loolt msten
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo
feydea tdn fa
feydea tdn fa gaugh
gzcc gmn ooo
ma meeshka mow skowz
ma meeshka mow skowz
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
sktoyeum sktoyeum sktoyeum dmdipdihdeaudaht zdwitihdihttumptditutiua
soan schwedea dn skatdieap
soan schwedea dn skatdieap goodeadogit goodeadogit glddehgoot
fea dugh toog fax
fea dugh toog fax
farrag
vaah
yoo
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hrrea kcun bahg bumpt
schnappy the sligh crocadile?Originally Posted by GooeyToast