Why do girls love gay men?

[Chris]

Girls love gay men for the same reason as Roseanne likes food, it tastes better.

[Anaisa]

They eat the gay men!

[Roto13]

I have several very explicit jokes in my mind right now, but I'm not sure how the rules are here, so I'll just keep them to myself, laughing on the inside.

[Kamiko]

All my gay guy friends hate each other. I think it's because one of them is a bit stereotypical while the other is such a fairy he makes me laugh.
Needless to say, I want to be a gay man.

[Giga Guess]

I have several very explicit jokes in my mind right now, but I'm not sure how the rules are here, so I'll just keep them to myself, laughing on the inside.

Prolly for the best dude.