Originally Posted by
Baloki
Well again it looks like we've been given a nice packet of assorted nuts for this years Most Helpful member with all of the previous winners nominated bar the Good Doctor, but what do we know of these members past? Well all shall be revealed now in a quick break from our normal Ciddies programming!
Big D - Once a homeless Hobo wandering the streets of Boston looking for the Silver paving slabs as he couldn't quite lift the gold ones from London, Big D was transformed by a local government grant which provides the internet to the poor. With this new found weapon of knowledge our Dee went out into the world to learn, and what he found was appaling grammar, spelling and posts. After seeing this he tasked himself to help those with less self control then him, and to this day he has been overly helpful in the form of moderating!
bipper - Not really all that helpful our Bipper is a retired technition from the dotcom era who just can't stand all the idiots he used to work with, because of this he feels the need to go out and help people learn how to use computers before they start up an internet company!
cl_out - Also known as Archie and the Dancing Cactar, along with about another 100 names (the only member on record to have more nicks then Denmark), is an old Duel Slot punchcard mainframe. He has been successfully acting as EoFF's server now for the last couple of years and is upto processing 6 database requests per hour from his Cambridge basement, however with his emence database of knowledge he has been seen helping members with thir problems in the long forgotten Help Forum and has been awarded this award three times in the past.
Hsu - Once a grouchy, middle aged telephone salesman, Hsu's life was transformed when he was given his knighthood by Queen Shlup (shes a figurehead you know), from then on hes dedicated to ringing in to help you fix all your problems!
Lezza - You know the Cat Lady in your town, the one down the road with all the cats and the shotgun? Yeah Leeza here is in charge of their union. She she helps people other then Yams out!
Loony BoB - Urm yeah, Loony BoB was long ago a human but after many years of experimentation on by the good Doctor and deportation from the sunny homeland of New Zealand to the icy depths of Scotland, BoB eventually became a Chocobo and went into hiding doing riduculus amounts of work for online forums. After many years of this, BoB did eventually succum to Unne's evil and is now the puppet in charge of the evil socs. Don't know what a soc is? Your eyes are wooled I say!
RSL - Hes in it for the money and chicks, he always has been. Why else would an ex-president run for such an award?
Rye - I mean come on, what has Rye, the 40 year old man from Lithuania ever done, EVER? I'm not even going to go through her list of prison scentences, but lets just say her carrer in crime has been a long one.
Samuraid - The real Roogle has been doing the rounds for a long time now, graduating from Prinston University, China in 1873, Samuraid has been fighting evil in his homeland of Japan since the early 40's. Along with this he works hard to banish all problems from EoFF, arn't you glad theres a hero somewhere?
ShlupQuack - Excommunicated from Staff because she got too big for her buns, Queen Shlup helps no-one and is only out for herself. Recently she has been seen with a mini Godzilla baby, we worry for the safety of all citizens in the region of Japan and the poor remake in New York, if anyone has any futher information please contact your local disaster enforcement agency at the earliest oppertunity.
The Captain - Long time helper of the weak, the captain was seen as a bit of a hero around these parts, now though hes been murdered by everyone else in this catagory to try and make sure he doesn't get this Ciddie again.
So after that little bit of a history lesson shall we find out who the winner is? I think so, over to AG!
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