The fact that I didn't win MLT to Drive Half the Staff Into Quitting is proof that the common EoFF voter is retarded. Such a travesty should not be allowed to occur. Did you notice that in their predictions, all the staff members picked me? Coincidence? I think not. In fact, I have good reason to believe I had a fairly large impact in Shlup's resignation as admin - so it's starting already!

Oh, and even though he hasn't gotten like any right, Yams's predictions have been the most amusing.