I did not nominate anybody becauseI was too slow in doing soAwardio here had the brilliant idea of closing nominations early. It was actually pretty good that way, but I need my excuse.
I did, however, vote. I also included miniature commentary when I PMed Award Guy and you guys can read it too; mainly because I haven't care enough to edit it all out.
Votes of the Chocolate Thief
1) Best Member
Psychotic
(I don't know a better non-staff affiliated member than this.)
2) Best Male
RSL
(C'mon, the beard's manly.)
3) Best Female
Leeza
(One of my favorite hard-working Knights and she's a she.)
4) Best Administrator
Loony BoB
(He's really that guy that brings things together.)
5) Best Cid's Knight
Yamaneko
(Gratuity more than anything and 'cause I like his work.)
6) Best Site Staff
Spatvark
(I'm a big softie for the emo staffer.)
7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff
ShlupQuack
(I thought she did a great job. And she's hot.)
8) Best Veteran
Not At All Reno
(I think he's grabbed notoriety rather well.)
9) Best Regular
I'm my own MILF
(I liked his views in EoEO and EotW and how he kept it somewhat civil against Cloud 9 but still debatable.)
10) Best Newbie
xAerisx
(I think I've seen this person make more than a greeting thread.)
11) Nicest Member
The Captain
(Seriously, there's something wrong with this man.)
12) Evilest Member
Lindy
(Closest to evil here? Not quite, though.)
13) Sexiest Male
Loony BoB
(I think he's rather sexy.)
14) Sexiest Female
ShlupQuack
(It's something about that ass. :| )
15) Cutest Male
Primus Inter Pares
(He does fill a dress nicely.)
16) Cutest Female
Rye
(What a cutie. I wish her well in the future.)
17) Best Custom Rank
Spuuky
(It's class and classic.)
18) Best Avatar
Azar With A Hat
(They're for your protection.)
19) Best Signature
theundeadhero
(I think after mine, his are pretty good.)
20) Best Artist
black orb
(Hands down.)
21) Best Graphic Designer
(Raging dislike prevents me from voting here.)
22) Best Writer
Gokukid749876
(There are no posts that are so well-written like his, and there's no Del Snizz for oppose.)
23) Best Poet
(I refuse to judge poetry. I fail.)
24) Best Poster
Psychotic
(Dude, I think maybe definitions will start being needed for some categories.)
25) Best Spammer
Not At All Reno
(Partners-in-crime should stick together and he does me proud.)
26) Best Chatter
rubah
(I'm probably very unfairly biased here.)
27) Funniest Member
Yamaneko
(Made to crack.)
28) Weirdest Member
Quina[b]
(I love him/her/it. <3 )
DISQUALIFIED ;__;
Trumpet Thief
(I talked to myself at one point, but I don't stick to it as well as he tends to. I mean...)
29) Horniest Member
Darth Holmes
(I saw this guy take a joke at FG and I hope he can do it here just as well.)
30) Most Underrated Member
Faris
(I think I do not hate Faris's post when I see them pop up.)
31) Most Missed Member
Citizen Bleys
(I do indeed miss my Lulu.)
32) Most Helpful Gamer
Masamune∙1600
(I find that between the essays of theories, he knows things.)
33) Most Helpful Techy
cl_out
(Well, that was easy.)
34) Most Helpful Member
Loony BoB
(Pretty sure when I go to this guy with an issue, I get something back or it's resolved.)
35) Cutest Couple
(Haven't seen them in cute action. Alas.)
Most Likely To…
36) Become a Cid's Knight
(That's cheating.)
37) Get Banned
Sasquatch
(Wine, wine, wine, beach, beach, beach...)
38) Be Santa
RSL
(A time-loop shows us that this is the Santa before he was Santa but also sends himself back to be the Santa of the past.)
39) Be Santa's Little Helper
Monkey
(You say "little" and this is what I think.)
40) Cry Like A Baby When They Win This Award
Kyono
(Moto's such a girl when it comes to these things.)
41) Win a Ciddie for the very first time
(I do not fufill prophecies.)
42) Drive half of the EoFF staff into quitting
Raistlin
(If you can consider him in the middle of driving instead of starting, then he's close already.)
43) Freak out and kill somebody
Del Murder
(I thought the name was the implication.)
44) Not even realise they won a Ciddie because they only post in the gaming forums
fflover100
(I have never seen this person.)
45) Get hit by a bus
Hawkeye
(A man can dream.)
46) Be driving the bus
kikimm
(I think she has it in her.)
47) Be a Test Subject for Foolproofing
Dreddz
(I suppose another curse could not be worse.)
48) Be Mr. Burns
Kawaii Ryûkishi
(It's all in the wrist.)
49) Be Smithers
Chaos Prophecy.Crash..
(When I say jump, you jump.)
50) Get Together
Darth Holmes & MecaKane
(D+U+SQ+X.)
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Farah, we need EoFF-cuts.