Is this an "Ask Indians questions about being Indian" thread? NEAT, I cannot begin to tell you how long I've waited for this!

- How does it feel to know that Indian elephants are inferior to African elephants?
- Can Indians transform into huge battle robots, sort of like transformers?
- What colour nipples do you have? I MUST KNOW!
- Bollywood: What's THAT all about?
- Same question Re: Bhangra music.
- What's the capital of Tajikistan? That's got nothing to do with India but I realised I don't know.