Dear Staff,

You are lame. I am rad. Please make sure that, should you hire a replacement Knight for Ms. Yamaneko, they are briefed on the usual conventions regarding paying tribute and sacrificing innocent newbies to me.

Also, bring me more popcorn. Oh, and a foot massage would be great. Thanks slaves!

Sincerely,
Prince Lord Admiral General President Psychotic, CEO.

P.S. Yeah, he really does.