Bring him back! :mad2:! (This thread is actually about ShlupxRaistlin)

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

[Masamune·1600]

Lies make baby Jesus cry.

Ah, but it is you who's lying Shlup. All of these old entries prove it.

Raist is actually BJ, but I can't tell anyone. Oh, wait...

R=U? Ha, more like R=BJ (R being Raistlin)

I thought I'd try my hand at poetry.

Oh, BJ, how I love your second account, ButThePoncho.
I pine for you with a hundred bad poetry stereotypes!
But, lo! Your true account, Raistlin, leaves me
breathless, though enraged, as though I had
just run a marathon, and gotten into an argument with
the soulless timer who added two extra seconds with
a sneer and a malicious glint to his eye.

Ha, it's ironic that Raistlin and I argue like an old married couple. THE IRONY!

Also, Raistlin has made some rather revealing comments over the years.

Hello, my name is BJ.

When I was just a young child, my mother told me, "BJ, do the dishes!" I never flew an airplane again.

I have a few secrets that need revealing. First, I'm BJ, and ButThePoncho is my second account. Yeah. Also, the EoFF Sniper is

*shot by sniper*

In my humble opinion, these quotes which are completely real and I totally did not just fabricate while typing, bored, at my laptop, incontrovertibly prove that this thread, with its telling title, is entirely accurate.

[Loony BoB]

I'm sorry, but this has just gone on for too long now and all these fakes are nothing short of frustrating.

I'm BJ.

[DK]

Neither of them are BJ. I am BJ. How else would I have access to Shlups sig from years ago along with other..."images" to do with Shlup?

[Resha]

NOPE. I AM BJ.

[Kawaii Ryûkishi]

When you get down to it, we're all BJ, really.

[Resha]

Little BJs at heart, eh? But my poncho....

[Primus Inter Pares]

We must save him I guess.

Well, me

[DK]

PiP wins the game because he posted at 13:37

I'm still BJ tho

[Primus Inter Pares]

;_; I missed 'cause I wasn't 1338 enough to post at 13:38

[Raistlin]

BJ was really awesome and cool to me when I met him. There is no way I could have met Raist without Raist trying to insult me in some kind of way.

Only if you did something stupid first. I don't make fun of people without a good reason, y'know.

This thread is hilarious. xD

[Loony BoB]

Only if you did something stupid first.

I figured that saying I did something stupid would be kind of redundant. I mean, this is me we're talking about.

[Old Manus]

Baby Jesus

[Psychotic]

Perhaps she got his name wrong and meant CJ:


Which is almost as likely as OJ:


Raistlin, CJ and OJ...I'm jealous.

[-N-]

I haven't seen OJ Simpson since his stellar acting role in "The Towering Inferno".