834) BoB
654) Psychotic
701) Quin
712) The next mothersmurfer that post
834) BoB
654) Psychotic
701) Quin
712) The next mothersmurfer that post
It just dawned on me that I'll probably never be a genuine mothersmurfer. The closest I've got to that is that I smurfed someone who is now a mother, but wasn't one at the time.
Whenever a spam thread resurfaces that I hadn't posted in, I spend a lot of time wondering what I would have been doing that day.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
There's a lot to unpack there but a mothersmurfer is someone who smurfs their own mother. It's not really something to aspire towards.
I think there's room for debate on the definition, especially for the sake of all the fathers out there and the timeless need for that claim to perhaps the most famous dad joke.
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Dictionary.com has a different definition for Mother smurfer. What do u guys use the internet for? Wanking!?
I only use the internet for making deadly serious posts on internet forums.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
I use the internet so that I can strap a screen to my face and drink with friends.
Doesn't the screen being strapped to your face impede on your drinking ability?
Also, what are you drinking? Soup?
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Not if you use straws or bottles!Originally Posted by Loony BoB
And yes, it's a special soup called vodka lemonade.
U ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK THAT ALREADY!? HOLY!
Of course, soup is wonderful for all ages!
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0110) Yams not posting for two decades
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Whoa are you new? I love your avatar
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