Staff Proposition #293, Proposed to the Public For Revisions and Critiques

[Shoeberto]

A recent meeting of some of my fellow Knights of Cid brought up a discussion on a proposition. Our terms are simple. We want this phrase:
:emo:

to be parsed into redisplaying this image:


I believe it could be achieved simply by taken advantage of the message board's "smilie" system available through the administrative control panel. It had the approval of at least two members of the moderating staff other than myself, and I believe that by proposing this idea to the public that you will see just how popular it may be.

Please proceed to add this to the smilie database while I'm away taking a nap. My secretary will be informed to take any messages you leave me and burn them in a small trash can. Good day!

[Shlup]

I don't know about their super-deep blogs, but none of those outfits are emo.

This is the emo uniform:

[Levian]

That topless one has christmas lights around his body. Intriguing.

[Hawkeye]

Is it wrong for me to laugh at sad people?

[Raistlin]

Either way, how about the pimp?

[Dignified Pauper]

I like this idea, i concur.

[rubah]

That topless one has christmas lights around his body. Intriguing.

I thought those were IVs.

Shlup, of course they're emo! Look how sad and anguished they are!

[eestlinc]

shlup, that girl you posted is hot.

[Primus Inter Pares]

I agree.

[Meat Puppet]

That guy looks like he's ripe for a fight!

[Del Murder]

I'm still not even sure what an emo is. I just pretend, and then smile and nod.

[Old Manus]

It should be a mix of an emo and an emu

[Psychotic]

Is it wrong for me to laugh at sad people?

Nah, it's okay to laugh at yourself once in a while.

I like how one of them has the Confederate flag as a belt buckle type thing. "MY PAIN IS DRIVEN FROM THE VICTORY OF THE UNIONISTS! PRECIOUS SLAVERY EASES MY EXISTANCE'S SUFFERING!" Redneck-emo hybrids? Good lord! I think we're overdue for a genocide.

[Yamaneko]

They must be hanging out outside his dad's shed.

[Old Manus]

I'm sure their greatest wish is to be hanging outside their dad's shed