Quote Originally Posted by Kentarou
Ah, but Christmas is Jesus's Birthday. This sentence makes it sound like it belongs to him. But on the other hand, wouldn't his birthday be in April? And if it is in April, then perhaps April o'niel has it. And April O'niel is supposed to be a news reporter. And everyone knows about Channel 2 News.
The actual birth date of the historical Jesus is irrelevant to the case at hand. It could've been in April: it could even have been 2000 years to the second before the aforementioned discovery of Squeegee's universal pants. The fact of the matter, though, is that I've stolen Christmas and noöne has even come close to finding what I've done with it.

You might want to hold that thought on channels, though. Giraldus Cambrensis probably crossed at least one, and he might have seen a good answer to the riddle on the way. He certainly wrote about it later. Don't keep too much of your thought, of course. Following the pattern of this thread, you've confused your numbers. If <i>you</i> look into it, you'll find that one 'correct' number is important and one is not.

Turning from numbers to letters, once you figure out how <i>you</i> write E, you'll find that things will start flowing together around here. Flowing like a river? Yes, and you can find out which one by combining the parts of your work with their eventual sum. <i>You</i> may need to collaborate, of course, or else you might miss something important, since most people only have two useful steps on the way. You'll need a better number.

You'll also probably need to know where to look before you search: one name works well enough, but it needs an extra letter in these crazy times of ours (it's still the name of a holiday, though). Fortunately, you should know what that letter is. You should also know a few places where you can start looking.

Be seeing you.