This is your notice.

[KentaRawr!]

What you say has a certain amount of truth to it, but as far as I know, Christmas never belonged to Jesus. The one keeping it until I stole it was John Frum.

Be seeing you.

Ah, but Christmas is Jesus's Birthday. This sentence makes it sound like it belongs to him. But on the other hand, wouldn't his birthday be in April? And if it is in April, then perhaps April o'niel has it. And April O'niel is supposed to be a news reporter. And everyone knows about Channel 2 News.

So, in conclusion, Christmas is on Channel 2 news.

Edit:

Did I even post in this thread?

How can you play fair if you didn't post?

[Del Snizz]

Ah, but Christmas is Jesus's Birthday. This sentence makes it sound like it belongs to him. But on the other hand, wouldn't his birthday be in April? And if it is in April, then perhaps April o'niel has it. And April O'niel is supposed to be a news reporter. And everyone knows about Channel 2 News.

The actual birth date of the historical Jesus is irrelevant to the case at hand. It could've been in April: it could even have been 2000 years to the second before the aforementioned discovery of Squeegee's universal pants. The fact of the matter, though, is that I've stolen Christmas and noöne has even come close to finding what I've done with it.

You might want to hold that thought on channels, though. Giraldus Cambrensis probably crossed at least one, and he might have seen a good answer to the riddle on the way. He certainly wrote about it later. Don't keep too much of your thought, of course. Following the pattern of this thread, you've confused your numbers. If <i>you</i> look into it, you'll find that one 'correct' number is important and one is not.

Turning from numbers to letters, once you figure out how <i>you</i> write E, you'll find that things will start flowing together around here. Flowing like a river? Yes, and you can find out which one by combining the parts of your work with their eventual sum. <i>You</i> may need to collaborate, of course, or else you might miss something important, since most people only have two useful steps on the way. You'll need a better number.

You'll also probably need to know where to look before you search: one name works well enough, but it needs an extra letter in these crazy times of ours (it's still the name of a holiday, though). Fortunately, you should know what that letter is. You should also know a few places where you can start looking.

Be seeing you.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Maybe you mean "E" as in the hexidecimal number?

Or is it we assemble a bunch of dates together then change them into letters or something...*thinks*

[Del Snizz]

Maybe you mean "E" as in the hexidecimal number?

I'm really talking about the letter, so think literally.

Think graphically, too. Maybe some pictures will help (or maybe not).

[Raistlin]

"E" turned sideways is a bridge?

Sheep hotel. xD

[Del Murder]

We only have 7 days left to find Christmas! Come on people!

[KentaRawr!]

Well, let's see... When we say "E" we smile. It could also mean "E" as in EoFF, in which case it would mean "Eyes". This COULD lead to what we see, but where could we go from there? Plus, there are too many things to see.

...

I will take a wild guess and say that you are ACTUALLY Cl_out.

[-N-]

There was a lot of marijuana smoked on April 20, 2001.

I'd like to know what/who you is/are.

I'm too lazy to ask Rirse.

[-N-]

bump

[Del Snizz]

Forget talking to Rirse. You should really have a chat with KB. You might not learn much about '<i>you</i>', but it's worth doing nonetheless.

Be seeing...<i>you</i>?

[Markus. D]

i win.

[Del Snizz]

Only <i>I</i> may arbitrarily declare victory.

Be seeing you.

[Zell's Fists of Fury]

I've decided this is stupid now and have coverted to Judeism.
Happy Hanukkah, everyone!

[Del Snizz]

I've decided this is stupid now and have coverted to Judeism.
Happy Hanukkah, everyone!

Excellent. All the pieces are falling into place. I must contact my masters at the International Jewish Conspiracy.

I mean...be seeing you.

[Del Snizz]

Well, it looks like noöne managed to find Christmas in time, and on this day, countless people celebrated a holiday that wasn't really there. Tragic.

Maybe I'll give you another chance next year. You should know, though, that I've moved my holiday to a new location, and the clues I've given you here will be worthless in finding Christmas now. If you're interested in the solutions to the puzzles in this thread, please contact KB...repeatedly, if possible.

With sincere apologies to those of you who are Orthodox or who otherwise celebrate Christmas on a different day than the twenty-fifth of December, I hereby end this challenge.

Oh, right: Don't double-post, kids. *closes, bans*