I'd name myself after Phoebe from Friends and call myself "Princess Consuela Bananahammock"
And I'd be a porn star.
I'd name myself after Phoebe from Friends and call myself "Princess Consuela Bananahammock"
And I'd be a porn star.
My Cure spell brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like: "It's better than yours."
Damn right, it's better than yours!
I could Heal you, but I have to charge.
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