in your pants...

[VampireCrono]

why would you keep a condom in your pocket? the heat from your leg can break down the latex and things in your pocket can crush it or release the air inside;]

[escobert]

Bob has wood?

No I don't.

[crashNUMBERS]

Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants.

You forgot to add the plan to not let me meet Starlight...

I just took out my wallet and some coins which I just added to my coin jar for future stuff...

[Denmark]

Just a guitar pick. I was wearing shorts most of the day today because all my pants were being washed. I didn't bother transferring my wallet, keys, or pencil because I'm just going to put them back in my pants.

[VampireCrono]

Bert go on AIM:{

[Rase]

*insert lame hilarious innuendo joke here*

[Vyk]

My love for you!

Actually I only ever keep keys in my pockets. And not always even that. As they like to poke my legs. Most of my neat stuff stays in my coat or bookbags or something.

[Markus. D]

<!--A currently Flacid .... "shlong" shall we say.....-->[leeza]*snip*

No. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

also, lint and papers.

[escobert]

Bert go on AIM:{

?

[ScottNUMBERS]

I wish I had something.

[Mittopotahis]

6 and a half atoms.

[Giga Guess]

This is just waaaaay too easy.

[tailz]

hmm lemme see k alright lets go for it

-front and back door key
-school locker key
-another key wich i dont know what it is for
- car keys ( im 16 for crying out loud)
- bycicle keys

thats it for my first attempt
*insert tailz seerching for more stuff in his pants here*

- a wallet

crowd on eoff: nothing more
tailz: no get over it

now lets check my right pocket

-mp3player
- 5 batteries ( i dont want to here anything about what i just thought while typing this)

how about right pocket half way on your leg tailz ??
tailz: oops almost forget wel lets check

- phone
- zippo
- well whadaya know even more batteries


thats all folks

[Christmas]

Bombs, boomerang, hookshot, a massive hammer, a six-foot sword, bombchus, an ocarina, a pair of steel-toed boots, a pair of cool floaty boots, a blue and a red tunic, a bow, a quiver of arrows, a slingshot, a bunch of sling stones, and magnifying glass, a wood shield, a steel shield, and a mask. All in my pants

Remind me of Doraemon's pocket....

[Nephiliam]

I usually only have my car keys in my pocket, but since I didn't drive myself to work today, I don't have them right now.

I'm at work, so I have the keys to the cash register in my pocket right now. ;)

Really, I wouldn't think of doing anything illegal! Shame!