What if Jesus was black?

[Giga Guess]

Whaddaya mean "What if?" Didn't you watch Dogma?!

[Winter Nights]

I'm thinkin' a black Jesus would have passed out fried chicken and biscuits during the Sermon at the Mount.

[Madame Adequate]

xD Well, Jesus was already dark-skinned.

Ah, but Arabic =/= black.

Fo' sho'.

[bipper]

Try to get a black man to say Jesus wasn't black... then do the same for a white man

Bipper

[Rye]

Ah, but Arabic =/= black.

Fo' sho'.

If Jesus was black, then Santa must be black too, just because!

[Winter Nights]

If Jesus was black, then Santa must be black too, just because!

Your logic is infallible.

[kikimm]

Well, that was pretty interesting.

But uh, like Shlup said. But if in some alternate dimension he was, then it still wouldn't make much of a difference. Eh, whatever.

[Kamiko]

I want to die now.

[Winter Nights]

I want to die now.

Why? Do you fear the black Jesus? Are you a racist, sir?

[eestlinc]

Man I hope she still goes to UW if I go there next year.

[Kamiko]

Why? Do you fear the black Jesus? Are you a racist, sir?

More scared of Lindy frankly.

[Rye]

Your logic is infallible.

[DMKA]

Jesus was Jewish lol.

[nik0tine]

hahahahahahahaha

[Winter Nights]

I will never doubt again.