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    Really?
    I always thought God was a broom because the sunday school teacher told me he had whatever form he wanted.
    So now I think God is a broom which probably accounts for my lack of tidiness.

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    God can turn into a bush lolz!

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    When I was at school they said I could never play Mary because I wasn't blonde! I argued the point that Mary wouldn't have actually been blonde not because I wanted to be Mary being an angel was better. But because they were being factually incorrect and discriminative. Every year we had to have a blonde Mary.

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    Do you live in Los Angeles or something?
    Maybe Mary is a broom too!?!?!

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    Let's see. Jesus was beatened, stoned, and crucified. Of course he's black, that would have never happened to a white guy.

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    Or Mexican. Maybe Jesus was a Mexican.

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    No. I live in Britain.

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    Santa is black and white. This diagram should explain the situation a little better.

    I know, I know, this shoulda been posted in the art forum .. /shrug
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    Jesus couldn't be mexican. There was no mexico. Plus, if he was mexican, do you think he would have SHARED his water-made-wine? Also proves he wasn't Irish- would have shared the wine, but would have used that trick WAAAAY too often.

    But, on a more serious note, it does state in the bible that Jesus was unremarkable in appearance, except for his eyes which revealed his intelligence and wisdom. Given that he lived in the middle east- he'd have to look middle-eastern.

    Which proves that Jesus was an Arabic Jew. And who says God doesn't have a sence of humor?
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    more people would be wearing dreads....
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    This thread is crap.

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