Happy Birthday Mercen-X!!
You're now 21, as I've already mentioned today. Apparently it's unlawful to mention such wonderful people as Super Monkey Wanker along with you.
But happy birthday anyway, I'm sure you're out there somewhere getting legally drunk.
Or maybe not, I would be.
Happy Birthday anyway!
Tôi đói.
Hahahahahahaha, Leeza stopped your reign of terror!
Happy birthday!
I fail to see how that's amusing. See if you get a birthday greeting from me.
Tôi đói.
: Super Monkey Wanker!
Originally Posted by Flying Mullet
Happy birthday!
Happy birfday thuggz!!
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Happy Birthday.
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happy birthday...
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Happy Birthday, X
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Hello Pika Art by Dr Unne ~~~ godhatesfraggles
So.. pretty....
Ahem.. Umm.. Happy Birthday.
Formerly: Autumn Rain
Happy Birthday
Thank you all.
and YOU Kamiko. Thank you for making the thread.
Nah. I'm not the type to have fun. I have a very poor opinion of alcoholism and drinking in general. I'm a holier-than-thou type of creep. I prefer Sprite or Pepsi anyway.
For my birthday, I had cheesecake. I wouldn't have preferred any other kind unless it was homemade and we simply hadn't the time for that. I didn't get anything. I hadn't any friends around to spend the day with. The only person I wanted there couldn't make it.
Friday, I went to view Aeon Flux with my mom. We were hoping it would turn out, but were somewhat expecting the poor quality of Fifth Element. No one was in there save us and three others as everyone else was seeing Narnia that day. Their loss. Aeon Flux rocked harder than I could have anticipated. The story surprised me and that's saying something as I am one blessed with the Piercing Eye (reference to Naruto, y'all) so I usually know what's going on in a movie even before the writer did (exaggeration).
That was the highlight. That night, down in Concord, we ate at a place called Rocco's. Our waitress was a nice attractive woman about my age and . . . as usual I didn't talk to her. Whatever. I was pretty distracted anyway.
The good thing about being 21 is that I can celebrate at any time anywhere with anyone until I turn 22.
Jack: How do you know?
Will: It's more of a feeling really.
Jack: Well, that's not scientific. Feeling isn't knowing. Feeling is believing. If you believe it, you can't know because there's no knowing what you believe. Then again, no one should believe what they know either. Once you know anything that anything becomes unbelievable if only by virtue of the fact you now... know it. You know?
Will: No.
If Demolition Man were remade today
Huxley: What's wrong? You broke contact.
Spartan: Contact? I didn't even touch you.
Huxley: Don't you want to make love?
Spartan: Is that what you call this? Why don't we just do it the old-fashioned way?
Huxley: NO!
Spartan: Whoa! Okay, calm down.
Huxley: Don't tell me to calm down!
Spartan: What's gotten into you? 'Cause it sure as hell wasn't me.
Huxley: Physical relations in the way of intercourse are no longer acceptable John Spartan.
Spartan: What? Why the hell not?
Huxley: It's the law, John. And for your information, the very idea that you suggested it makes me feel personally violated.
Spartan: Wait a minute... violated? Huxley what the hell are you accusing me of here?
Huxley: You need to leave, John.
Spartan: But Huxley.
Huxley: Get out!
Moments later Spartan is arrested for "violating" Huxley.
By the way, that's called satire. Get over it.
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