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  • Two Repo Men

    3 8.82%
  • Two people singing serenades

    0 0%
  • Two masamunes

    5 14.71%
  • Two closing threads

    1 2.94%
  • Two Hooters Hooting

    4 11.76%
  • Two instabans

    11 32.35%
  • Two Rednecks

    0 0%
  • Two Spatty Pranks

    0 0%
  • Two O-M-G's

    8 23.53%
  • Two Newbies Dead

    2 5.88%
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Thread: On The Second Day of Christmas, EOFF gave to meeee....

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    The flying homo! Recognized Member Giga Guess's Avatar
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    On The Second Day of Christmas, EOFF gave to meeee....

    Day 2 folks...still another day of voting on day 1, so vote there too....

    Many thanks Christmas!
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    omg's easily

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    it's HOOTERS, btw (case sensitive)

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    Two turtle doves
    ---- (4 syllables, the correct amount)
    Two Repo Men
    ---- (good)
    Two people singing serenades
    -------- (er)
    Two masamunes
    ----- (bit long)
    Two closing threads
    ---- (good, but threads aren't able to close anything so I don't know what they would be closing)
    Two Hooters Hooting
    ----- (one syllable too long)
    Two instabans
    ---- (good)
    Two Rednecks
    --- (wow, it's the sortest line and this still couldn't get there)
    Two Spatty Pranks
    ---- (good)
    Two O-M-G's
    ---- (good)
    Two Newbies Dead
    ---- (good)


    A vast improvement on the syllable count after the first episode, I'm impressed with the advancement we're making here. Some of these are pretty good, too. However, I don't know about newbies dying and surely the correct way to say it would be "two dead newbies". OMGs aren't EoFFy, just acronymy. Too universal for me. Spatty pranks is good, and instabans works nicely. repo man would be great but as there are not two repo men, it seems a bit odd singing it. I go for instaban, personally - unless Spatty has made two (and only two) pranks this year, but as I can only think of one, I'll not go down that way just yet.
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    The flying homo! Recognized Member Giga Guess's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat Puppet
    it's HOOTERS, btw (case sensitive)

    I did it in the case it was presented to me...the only thing i changes was I spell checked "serenades."

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    But BoB, "my true love" is three syllables, and "EoFF" is four syllables! And if you say "Eyeson" then that's still two and not the required three. Oh noes the system is down!

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    BoB clearly lets syllables control his very existence.
    Last edited by Meat Puppet; 01-01-2007 at 05:27 AM.

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    There can be only one Masamune.

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    At least 1600, apparently


    there was a picture here

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    That, and almost every FF game seems to have one...

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    In the next one, include me. >_> My signature DOES say "Seiken Densetsu THREE". *And lol.*

    I voted "Two Newbies Dead". Too many newbies. >=O

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    It'd have to be "Three blahdy-blahdy" not "Blank Blank Three."

    If you can rectify this dilemma, I'll post it. Oh and remain in the syllable range, or BoBBo'll have a coronary.

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    I encourage you all to vote for whichever option flows with the origional song best.

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    yeah, I couldn't remember which one I had made, so I picked O-M-G's 'cause of the flow, yo

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    Two instabans flows just as well, and isn't nearly as dumb.

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