101 Ways You know you're Addicted to FFVII

[Twilight Edge]

683.when swearing is your specialty.
684.When you want to be an astronaut that wears regular clothing.
685.When you think that the name 'CLOUD' is NOT feminine.(but yet not too masculine)
686.When you know a girl called Tiffany(or something similar) you ask her if you can call her Tifa.
687.When you love this thread.
688.When you worship Sephiroth as a god.
689.When you try to find a red shiny rock and think that it is summon materia.
690.When you change your name to Sephiroth.
691.When you try to summon a meteor from another galaxy and launch it at the sun.
692.When you do equations before summoning.
693.When you draw a strange formation Fullmetal Alchemist style when summoning.
694.When you threaten the whole world to summon it if they don't worship you as god.(that's why you change your name to sephy in the first place)
695.When the whole world DOES worship you as god and they say,"Praise be to Sephiroth!"
696.When you don't care and summon the meteor anyway.
697.When you destroy a few planets along the summon.
698.When the meteor hits the sun and a supernova happens,you say"This is what I call the Supernova."
699.When everything gets destroyed you die along with it becuase you just realised that you are a still a human living on planet Earth.
700.When you post 700 in this thread!

[jesteranimefreak]

701. When in the process of battleing Safer Sephiroth you get a Game Over and you scream, "GOD I HATE THIS BOSS!!" (Guilty)

[Twilight Edge]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.

[jesteranimefreak]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.

Not guilty...

anyway....

703. When you start singing OWA during the middle of the ridiculosly long cinamatic for Supernova because you already know what you're going to do next. (Guilty...)

[DarkLord]

704. When you post eighteen reasons in a single thread! I'm looking at you Omnislash Draco
705. When you cover your walls with FFVII posters.
706. When you get really annoyed that you keep mising the 100s.
707. When you spend your art lesson 'finding pictures for a collage', otherwise known as seeing how many FFVII pics you can download onto the school computers before they crash.
708. When you try really hard to equal the eighteen reason thread above
709. When you wonder what would happen if you summoned Bahamut at school.
710. When you imagine Vincent shooting off your Music teachers head, (take THAT Mr. Firth, saying that I can't remake One Winged Angel as my music project)
711. When you realise you've posted 42 reasons on this thread (the numbers I used for these DO have a purpose)
712. When you spend hours on the end screen with the stars, waiting for something to happen.
713. When you become so enraged at your TV for not making something else happen you Omnislash it.
714. When you write a song about having a 140 hour save and accidentally deleting it.
715. When your sad enough to time how long your on their after 99:59.
716. When you spend all your time trying to recreate VII on RPG maker 2003.
717. When you try to get a job at SquareEnix.
718. When you get jealous of Omnislash Draco for getting both 600 and 700
719. When you realise you've posted 50 reasons on this thread.
720. When you try to Hex VII just to have perfect stats on the first screen
721. When you notice all your reasons start with When you
722. When you obsess over having the most reasons posted on this thread.
723. When you Laugh aloud with mirth and merriment after making more reasons than Omnislash Draco! Victory!
724. When you decide to carry on regardless of getting more than Omnislash Draco
725. When you realise that five of your reasons involve Omnislash Draco.
726. When you try to get everyone you know to but the game.

Okay, I give up... That's gotta be some kind of record!

[Uhanimar]

727. When you hear a random grunt on a show and make out "RENO" in it somehow.


(Guilty)

[Emerald weapon]

728.when you see a ruby or emerald and u think to yourself''weapon you bastard!!!''!!!
729.when the only reason you jioned this forum was for tips on ruby
730.when you have 5 serperate files all masterd

[~Megalixir~]

731. When you post in this thread.

[DarkLord]

732. When you try to read through my last thread
733. When you think about ruby and emerald, sigh and say, those were the days

[Twilight Edge]

734.When you find out that someone is obsessed about having more reasons than you.
735.When all you want is for people to call you Draco.
736.When you DO WANT TO GET A JOB AT SQUARE-ENIX.(guilty as mentioned)

[~Megalixir~]

737- when u read this thread and realize that people here cant make sigs. (This site sucks next to adventchildren.net, with their small sig sizes and gay mods)

[boys from the dwarf]

i suggest that you dont talk to the mods and insult the site like that. itll only mean trouble for you and maybe even banning.

738: when you modify the game just so you can fight sapphire weapon.
739: when you created this rumour on how to revive aeris. (guilty.)

or get the silver chocobo and have 10 mastered cure materias which magically synth into the ressurect materia which you need 1000000 to master and once you equip a mastered one take your silver chocobo down to emeralds crater and use ressurect to get aeris.but another ways i breed 2 gold chocobos class S to get a silver then breed 2 silvers S rank to get a brown chocobo which can dig if you take it to the bone village and you dont have to pay.to get aeris you must dig very accurately and you will mainly be finding edam and cheddar and brea cheese that can be used later on to get the ultima materia cheese style and once you dig up aeris take her to the secret underwater city of ancient cheese
with your silver chocobo abd revive her for 100000 gil.in the city of ancient cheese you will find to 100000 year old first peice of edam cheese ever which is a key item and lets you synth the cheeses you found in bone village to get the ultima cheese materia which make cheese fall from the sky which works as a megalixir and does 9999 damage per cheese on enymys but when its mastered it kills all enimies and heals your characters.this instant kill attack works on ANYONE apart from the super secret boss "dark cheese master".to get to the dark cheese master you must go to north crater and use the ultima cheese materia in a battle with a dragon. the dragon will explode and make a hole in a wall at the start of the crater.go through that hole and you will see some frozen cheese.if you press O on it and have a mastered fire materia you will melt it and then the cheese turns into a cheese man wizard like guy.he has 10000000hp and at the start he uses cheese steal which steals the ultima cheese materia and halves all of the characters stats(which is why to have loads of hp + materia because if you have the equivilent of 19998ho your hp will stay at 9999)he had the cheese strike attack which does 9999 damage to a character and also he uses the ultima cheese attack regulrly which is why you should have the cheese armour.he also uses al sorts of attacks and hes knows every attack on the game that enimies know (even supernova.)to get the cheese armour (mentioned above.)you must go to the ancient city of cheese.the townsfolk speak of a legendary cheese synthesiser who lives in a tower of cheese.to find him breed two brown chocobos Srank to get an "invisi sight chocobo"whichs look like a yellow one but lets you see invisible things.it can also teleport to citys.teleport to the city of ancient cheese and you will see the cheese synthesisers tower.go up the floors one by one.every floor you get to you will fight a boss. the first floor you fight the first boss the second you fight the second boss e.c.t.on the last 2 floors you must fight emerald and ruby weapon.once you get to the top the cheese synth man will nuralize all of his traps(which means next time you climb the tower you wont have to fight the bosses.)he will synth all of the cheese equipment including the cheese weopon and the cheese armour.the dark cheese man is immune to the cheese weopon but the cheese armour is the best armour in the game.it absorbs the ultima cheese attacks and has the maxixmum amount of materia slots you can get.and 5x growth for materia and your characters.you must synth him 33 of each cheese.(cheddar edam and brea.)for one cheese armour and once you have three cheese armours you are ready to take on the dark cheese man.although you are immune to his most powerful attack he will be far from easy so good luck.(when you beat him you get all of the cheese equipments for all the character which are the best weopons in the game and you also get 8 of each materia mastered.including the ultima cheese materia.)
that was the longest post ive posted ever!

[CHOCOBO KEV]

740: WHEN YOU READ ALL THE 739 POSTS ABOVE AND CANT REMEMBER A SINGLE ONE

741 WHRE AM I
742 WHAT IS THIS
743 WHO ARE YOU
744 WHAT THE HELL
745 YAY MY MEMORIES BACK
746 WHEN YOU START A PHONOMOM LIKE THIS AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK WHERES THE GUY WHOB STARTED ALL THIS
747 WHEN YOU HAVE ANOUGJHT TIME TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND GO TO THE TOILET WHILE SEPHIROTH IS USING SUPER NOVA(GILTY)
748 WHEN YOU COPY DOWN THE SYMBLES FROM SUPER NOVA (GILTY)
WHEN YOU SEE YOUR GRAND FATHER WARING A BLACK CAPE AND CARYING A SWORD SAYING "WITH THIS MARBLE IL TAKE OVER THE WORLD" THEN HAVING A HART ATACK.
749 WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR MEMORY AGAIN
750 WHEN YOU HOPE NO ONE HAS TYPED UP 741-750 WHILE YOU WERE

[Carl the Llama]

702.When you DELIBERATELY prolong your battle against Safer Sephy just so you can see Supernova.

god knows how i would love to be guilty of this... he just doesnt seem to want to use it on me (iv never seen this move, if anyone has a video of it could they provide me with a link to it

751: when you go and beat seffy with no materia (very guilty)
752: when you beat Emerald weapon with the same condition (guilty)
753: when you beat Ruby in this maner also (tryed many many times but gave up)
754: when you want to download the Supernova move just so you can say youv seen it (if only)

[CHOCOBO KEV]

755. WHEN YOU CANT FIND A CLIP SO YOU DISCRIPE SUPER NOVA
HUM HUM...THE CAMERA ZOOMS IN TO SEPHIROTHS COLD BLUE EYES. THE SKY LIKE BACKGROUND BRAKES AWAY ASIF TO CREATE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER WORLD. WE SEE INFINIT SPACE. WE CAN SEE A PINKY ORANGE CLUSTER PROSUMABLY THE METEOR. ALL THESE GREEK SYMBOS AND DIAGRAMS APPEAR. SUDENLY THE METEOR STRIKES THROUG PLUTO AND OBLOVERATES IT. IT GOES RIGT THROUGH SATURN WHIC IMPALES ON ITSSELF AND EXPLODES. THE METEOR FORWARTS TO THE SUN. I COLIDES WITH THE SUN. THE SUN IS NOW BUBBELING OUT OF CONTROLE AND IT ADVANCES TO WARDS MERCURAY TURNING IT IN TO DUST THIS IS ALSO DONE TO VENUS. IT APROCHES EARTH. WE SEE SEPHIROTH AND THE PARTY. IT CONLINUES THROUGH SEPHIROTH BUT DOES NOT EFECT HIM AT ALL. IT COMES SO CLOSE TO YOUR PARTY THAT IF YOU HAVE CID IT WILL TOUCH HIS SPEAR. IT LEAVES YOU WITH ABOUT 300HP AND THE BATTLE CONTINUES
756 WHAT THE HELL IS THIS RUBISH

LETS SPEAD THINGS UP
757 CLOUD ROCKS
758 TIFA ROCS
759 BARET ROCKS
760 CAITSITH ROCKS
761 CID ROCKS
762 VINCENT ROCKS
763 YUFIE ROCKS
764 RED XIII ROCKS
765 ARIES RO..... IS OK
767 ITS GOT FIGHTING
768 LOVE
769 COMIDAY
770 BAD HAIR
771 BLOUD
772 DEATH
773 BLOND HAIR
774 SWORDS
775 MAGIC
776 MONSTERS
778 SPIKY HAIR
779 MAGIC STONES
780 SNOW BOARDS
781 CHOCOBOS
782 SUB MERIENS
783 BIKES
784 2 CARS IN THE WHOLE GAME ONLY ONE THAT WORKS
785 THE OTHER IS IN CLOUDS HOME TOWN
786 WHERE WAS I OH YEAH ITS GOT MEN DRESED UP LIKE WOMAN (weird0)
787 ITS GOT WOMEN DRESED UP LIKE MEN 9WHY DOES SEPHIROTH WHERE ADRESS0
788 ITS FOR THE PLAYSTATION
789 ITS FOR THE PC
790 ITS THE BEST GAME EVER
791 ITS THE FIRST FF IN THE UK
792 ITS COOL
793 ITS HOT
794 ITS DA BOMB
795 ITS ENERGETIC
796 IM RUNNING OUT OF WORDS
797 ITS EXCELENT
798 ITS GRATE
799 ITS AN UTTER WASTE OF TIME AND HAS A RUBBISH PLOT
800 NOT
801 I WANT TO MAKE CLEAR THET ITS NOT RUBISH AND THAT I WAS BEING SARCASTIC
802 YOU ARE WONDERING WHO THE HELL I AM