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    Quote Originally Posted by Bert
    no, you don't understand how much it hurts to be hit in the nuts by anything. THta's just not right. If a girl ever hits me in the nuts for any reason they will hurting after (I of course wouldn't hit them but that doesn't me I don't have girls that wouldn't)
    I wanted to say something like that in my first post, but all I could get out was some ouches.
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    I hate to tell you this, but it probably didn’t hurt. At all.
    Okay, okay, bud. Listen. Thanksgiving break here, we got less than an inch of snow. It was starting to melt. My friend scraped some off of his car, packed it into a snowball, and threw it at his window to scare another friend who was inside. He shattered the outer pane of the glass. Imagine that kind of force on your testicles. Yeah.


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    I rarely get into snowball fights. Nor do I play in the snow. o.o If I ever do play in the snow, it's gonna be for making a snow man. The only snow fight I ever have is with the snowman I make. :P "KARATE CHOP!!"

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    Today me and my friends went sledding and when we got at the bottom of the hill instead of going right up to sled again we'd make snow angels and have a snow ball fight. It was great fun, I love the snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Jamie Star Scenario
    Nailed some chick last night, she was hot!
    Surprising. Considering you made her out of snow.

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    Screw snowballs, stabbing people with icicles is the way of the true warrior


    there was a picture here

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    My mom nailed me in the head.

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    I've never been in a snowball fight. Hell I've never even seen snow. However, throwing a snowball at some kid’s balls sounds pretty damn fun.

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    Ha! Wait, neither have I...
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    Well, I've never nailed anyone in the balls yet, snow or otherwise, but I assure you, I will someday.

    :laugh: I will.
    This subliminal message could be meant for YOU. But it's probably not. Move along ;D

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    I was in a snowfight once. I made a ton of snowballs and made a big pile as to never run out. I hit a girl in the head and she came over and kicked my (pile of snow) balls.

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    It hasn't snowed here.
    It never snows here apparently.
    Ugh, I hate my life.

    Tôi đói.

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    I used to have snowball fights, until one of my cousin's friends threw one at my balls. It was just a glancing hit so I was still able to walk home, but ow. OW!
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    Yeah 2 years ago in fifth grade.It was the funnest ever.Snow was flying everywhere.
    I hit a teacher with one but she never found out hehe

    i'm giving up,
    on the entire human race....

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    We used to have snowball fights all the time. One time I hit a kid in the face and he got a bloody nose, I felt bad. and my brother once threw in iceball at my little sister but she duck and it made a hole in the door.
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    I LOVE having snowball fights. My favorite thing to do was sneak up and "whitewash" someone, i.e., take a lot of snow, shove it in their face, then throw them to the ground. I liked this because I suck at throwing snowballs accurately more than 5 feet.

    Most fun I've ever had in one though was probably when my entire school of, like, 300 people had a massive, three team snowball fight. It was insane.
    Boy am I an unfunny ass.

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