'Cause they're incredibly stupid and self-absorbed?
I hate fat girls who wear them. They nedd to wear pants to hold in all the fat, but no! They'd rather show it off?
I hate it when they're sitting about or bending and all you see is this bloody stupid looking thong up their ass. There's no good reason, I say, they just want to show off with someone people aren't meant to see.
Unless... that's wrong, I don't know.