Quote Originally Posted by Jimmch939
As a dude, I wear boxers or boxer-briefs to ensure that my dudesmell doesn't get on my pants, thus enabling me to wear the same pair of pants for weeks on end without having them smell.
Dude, that's the funniest thing I've ever read in my entire life. And also really really gross. But still hecka funny. That's right, hecka. Oh, tears of laughter are just streaming down my face.