Who on Earth do you think you are? A superstar? Well right you are.

[Psychotic]

My wit is my weapon.

(cue boring idiots who say "THEN YOU'RE UNARMED!" who believe themselves to be the funniest people in the world.)

[DK]

YOU ARE UNARMED PSY

but that's 'cause of that accident you had in 63' at the old arm removal factory. 'twas a sad day indeed.

[Dolentrean]

I want to see The-Super-Asian and Carrot-Man battle to the death in a no holds superhero brawl!

[Psychotic]

YOU ARE UNARMED PSY

but that's 'cause of that accident you had in 63' at the old arm removal factory. 'twas a sad day indeed.

I had the last laugh when I left a little surprise in their ventilation system. Who knew anthrax could be so funny?

[Vaprice]

I want to see The-Super-Asian and Carrot-Man battle to the death in a no holds superhero brawl!

xD he'll fall and become my dinner (carrot soup)

[Slade]

I'd carry a pitch fork and a rolling pin.

[rubah]

But there is still sunlight outside your cave? Unless you rely on your opponants seeking you, rather than you them....

I'm a boss battle. Since when do we go looking for fights?

You'd have super powers and spend your days in a dark cave eating carrots?!

Blowing out lightbulbs is more trouble than its worth. No one wants a blown out lightbulb.

Damn you really have all the little details worked out dont you well it looks like carrot man has us beat, I say we all surrender to his might

CarrotMAN? ;_;;;

[Dolentrean]

*clears thought* My sincerest apologies, The mighty Carrot-Girl

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

rubah, how can you be a super boss if all you do is blow out lightbulbs?

[rubah]

Well, the fact that my HP is expressed in scientific notation might have something to do with itxx;;;;;

I'm sure I've had other moves, but that's the only one in my Scan info, and I haven't had anyone in my cave in such a long time I've forgotten if I know any others ;_;

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

But you can express small numbers in scientific notation too like 100 can be 10² or 1.00 x 10²

[Winter Nights]

Water pistol. It's the only way to go.

[Caspian]

I would use a wrench.

On pipes.

Like your face.

[Giga Guess]

I am a weapon...

[Rase]