Dragon Quest VIII

[Zeromus_X]

its in the middle of a lake. just look on the map, its south west from pickham.

im trying to beat the boss in the dungeon near there...

"Trap Box attacked desperately! Does 90 damage to Yangus! Yangus has died!"

it seems to do that more when i try tensing up; i really only use it during boss fights.

but the most hilarious statement ever made was when a witch tried puff-puffing jessica.

"Witch A used the Puff-Puff on Jessica!"

*PUFF*PUFF*PUFF*PUFF*

"It has no effect! Jessica smiles having won the battle of the bulges!"

i am not kidding; this is pretty much what it said. i could not stop laughing when i read it

[Paninipower123]

Whoa, thats funny!

You just need some luck with Trap Box.

[Zeromus_X]

yeah, some DQ bosses actually need luck to beat

*has fond memories of the enemy not attacking and actually getting to heal in DQ II or something*...

[Paninipower123]

I can't get the image of Jessica in a bikini out of my head...

[Zeromus_X]

quite understandable

...although whenever i imagine her, its without a bikini

you ever notice, they bounce when she casts a spell

[Paninipower123]

Or when she runs...

(but seriously you can get a armor for Jessica that is a bikini)

[Zeromus_X]

i bought the dancer's dress for her...interesting how something so loose-fitting raises her defense...

i havent gotten 28 medals yet, but minnie says she'll give you a "fishnet dress" or something..

i recall her saying (when you talk to your party)

"oh look at this new dress i got! it isnt too revealing is it?"

*yangus and angelo look the other way, while yangus picks his nose*...

some parts of this game are just too funny

maybe jessica is why the game is rated t for teen...

[Kamiko]

Probably. They don't get much bigger than that.

[Paninipower123]

This the definition for Jessicas Dangerous Bustier Outfit:

You'll understand where the danger comes from when Jessica wears it. Rrrrrow!

[Zeromus_X]

okay, it happened again, and this is exactly what it said:

"Witch tries her best Puff-Puff on Jessica!"

*PUFF-PUFF* *PUFF-PUFF*

"It has no effect!"

"Jessica smiles triumphantly, having won the battle of the bulges!"