This is idiotic. Among other things, it's probably crap- conseravtives can't write.
I've got a new version:
Tommy and Lou whine and complain and demand other people's money. They end up demolishing their neighbours house because he owes them lemonade money. Understanadbly annoyed, the neighbour drags them up against a wall and blows their fascist brains out. They proceed to rot, as happy corpses in a wonderful conseravtive-free land.
If you find this offensive, be fair and destroy the offensive book. I will then delete this post. And give you a big friendly apology hug.

I never quite understand the American view of Liberals- here they'e regarded as inoffenisve, compromisng and generally pretty jelly-fish like. I suppose that's because we've had the benefit of a real socialist movement.