Tommy and Lou whine and complain and demand other people's money. They end up demolishing their neighbours house because he owes them lemonade money. Understanadbly annoyed, the neighbour drags them up against a wall and blows their fascist brains out. They proceed to rot, as happy corpses in a wonderful conseravtive-free land.
wait, what?

This isn't EoEO; keep that kind of tripe out of here. This is to make fun of parents who actually read this kind of crap to their kids, so afraid that they'll one day turn into heathenous commies. Though, judging from the communist population from EoFF, maybe their fear is somewhat justified.