Quote Originally Posted by Zovak the Everchanging
If you want to know a typical English day then most people wake up in the chuffin' Day's Dawnin', 'ave their full english, get on the bleedin' Dog and Bone, Scapa Fla daahhhn the market in their Jam Jar, get the shoppin', come Hammer and Tack Pope in Rome ter the trouble and strife, 'ave me Lilian Gish and jockey's whips, Kettle and Hob tv, then Scapa Fla up the apples 'n' pears ter uncle ned.
After that you'll be cream crackered.