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    <!--Aww look at daddy's baby girl,
    That's daddy's baby,
    Little sleepy head,
    Yesterday I changed your diaper,
    Wiped you and powdered you.
    How did you get so big?
    Can't believe it now your two...
    Baby you're so precious...
    Daddy's so proud of you.
    Sit down bitch!
    If you move again I'll beat the [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] out of you!!
    "Okay!"
    Don't make me wake this baby!
    She don't need to see what I'm about to do!
    Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?!
    How could you?
    Just leave me and love him out the blue!!??
    Oh, what's a matter Kim?
    Am I too loud for you?!!!
    Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time!
    At first, I'm like all right,
    You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
    But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind!!?
    This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
    How could you let him sleep in our bed?!
    Look at him!
    Look at your husband now!
    "No!"
    I said look at him!
    He ain't so hot now is he?!
    Little punk!
    "Why are you doing this?"
    Shut the smurf up!
    "You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!"
    You think I give a smurf!
    Come on we're going for a ride bitch!
    "No!"
    Sit up front!
    "Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?"
    We'll be right back!
    Well I will, you'll be in the trunk...

    So long, bitch you did me so wrong
    I don't wanna go on
    Living in this world without you

    You really smurfed me Kim!
    You really did a number on me!
    Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me!
    But we was kids then, Kim, I was only 18!
    That was years ago!!
    I thought we wiped the slate clean!!!
    That's smurfed up!
    "I love you!"
    Oh God my brain is racing!
    "I love you!"
    What are you doing!?
    Change the station I hate this song!
    Does this look like a big joke!?
    "No!"
    There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat.
    In your living room, ha-ha!
    What you think I'm kiddin' you?
    You loved him didn't you!?
    "No!"
    Bull[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img] you bitch don't smurfing lie to me!
    *Car horn*
    What the smurf's this guy's problem on the side of me?!
    smurf you asshole, yeah bite me!!!
    Kim, KIM!
    Why don't you like me?
    You think I'm ugly don't you?
    "It's not that!"
    No you think I'm ugly!
    "Baby"
    Get the smurf away from me, don't touch me!
    I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
    I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
    OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
    How the smurf could you do this to me?
    "Sorry!"
    How the smurf could you do this to me?

    Come on get out!
    "I can't I'm scared!"
    I said get out bitch!
    "Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby"
    "Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave"
    smurf you, you did this to us!
    You did it, it's your fault!
    Oh my God I'm crackin' up!
    Get a grip Marshall!!!
    Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
    And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
    That was funny wasn't it?
    "Yes!"
    That was funny wasn't it!!!!!?
    "Yes!!!"
    See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
    You and your husband have a fight
    One of you tries to grab a knife
    And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adam's apple sliced
    "No!"
    And while this is goin' on,
    His son just woke up and he just walks in
    She panics and he gets his throat cut,
    "Oh my God!"
    So now they both dead and you slash your own throat.
    So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note!
    I should have known better when you started to act weird!
    We could've...HEY! Where you going? Hey! Get back here!
    You can't run from me Kim!
    It's just us, nobody else!
    You're only making this harder on yourself!
    Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
    "Ahh!"
    Ha! Go ahead yell!
    Here I'll scream with you!
    AHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY HELP!!!
    Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you!
    Now shut the smurf up and get what's comin to you!
    You were supposed to love me!!!!
    NOW BLEED, BITCH, BLEED!
    BLEED, BITCH, BLEED!
    BLEED!-->inappropriate

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    hahaha! i didnt read any of this, but there was this guy above me and he's like 'wtf' and im like 'yeah, dude. you and me both'

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    Eminem treats his women right


    there was a picture here

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    You phale at spamming, DU, completely and utterly fail. I suggest you get some lessons from Old Manus or PiP.

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    And now they're getting remarried.

    Tôi đói.

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    Im quite drunk right now.

    Owen made this sig. R.I.P.

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    please don't make random threads with Eminem lyrics.

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