Kuja is NOT a cool enemy. For one, he promotes homosexuality and transgenderism. He blatantly contradicts all Christian ideals and promotes immorality through a would-be harmless medium of entertainment. In short, Kuja is anti-Christian. He is a character that has been conceived by both the gays and the jews in a satanic attempt to corrupt harmless children.

I suggest that all parents boycott Final Fantasy IX, and if your child has been unfortunate enough to play final fantasy IX go and grab the belt. Now.
Damn, I just about fell out of my chair laughing.
And Kuja rules just cause he's Kuja. He is wickedly funny, and intelligent. And the thong doesn't hurt matters.